The Best 16 Castrate Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Castrate Jokes and Puns

What happens if you castrate a corn cob?

It becomes a eunuchcorn.

Why can you only get castrated once ?

Because you don't have the balls to do it a second time.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Castrate joke, Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.


I would castrate myself

If I had the balls to do it

An old man...

An old man, living alone in a hut in the mountains walked down to the village one day. He went to the doctor.
- I want to be castrated
- No? Surely you don't want to do that?
- Yes, I do! Please castrate me!
And so they did.
When he later walked back up to his hut he met another man, also living alone in a hut in the mountains. The other man said:
- Hi there! I'm going to the doctor. I'm going to be vaccinated.
- Vaccinated! That was the word!

Castrate joke, An old man...

How do you castrate a priest?

Punch an altar boy in the back of the head

How do you castrate a hillbilly?

You kick his sister in the jaw

What is a castrated male's favorite operating system?

Unix.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the jaw

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I can't believe people used to castrate themselves because of their religion

Now that takes balls.

How to castrate a redneck

"Hold this lit firework and count to ten"

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.

[NSFW] I told my girlfriend that I wanted to have sex with her but didn't want to get her pregnant

She told me to grow a pair and castrate myself

I'm castrated and my Queen sent me to buy a trumpet specifically for men like me. Only problem is...

...eunuch horns don't exist.

Castrate joke, I'm castrated and my Queen sent me to buy a trumpet specifically for men like me. Only problem is...

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