Casting Spell Jokes
26 casting spell jokes and hilarious casting spell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about casting spell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Casting Spell Short Jokes
Short casting spell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The casting spell humour may include short magic spell jokes also.
- Did you hear about the witch that was casting spells and driving at the same time? She turned her car into a tree.
- What do you call a witch who can't decide between casting good spells or bad spells? Trans-hex-ual
- What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East? Expecto Petroleum
- I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said "Virginus Protectus."
It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face. - What spell did the magician cast when he wanted a seat that doubled as a conservative commentator? Bench-appear-o!
- Dancing wizard and a blistered foot. What spell does a dancing wizard cast on a blistered foot?
Heal Toe!! - I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.
- If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizard, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? Because they don't have access to black magic.
- If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
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Casting Spell One Liners
Which casting spell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with casting spell? I can suggest the ones about casting and spell.
- What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
- Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
- What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
- Why did the Spanish Mage never cast a spell? Because his MPnada
- Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell? He forgot to drink his manatee.
- How does a student wizard get better at casting spells? He does his tomework.
Casting Spell Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about casting spell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harry potter spell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make casting spell pranks.
Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"
A Vampire met a genie
"I'll give you three wishes, no more, no less" Said the Genie to the Vampire.
"I want to have wings. It's weird to be able to fly without wings." Said the Vampire.
"It shall be done, what about the second wish?"
"I want virgins! Lots of virgins!"
"It shall be done, and the last?"
"I want blood! Lots of blood!"
"Abracadabra hocus pocus" The genie casted the spell.
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And the Vampire turned into a sanitary pad.
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?"
Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do."
First boy: "What's a witch do?"
Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
The cursed Prince. This summer's best love story.
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year.
However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words (this was before the time of letter writing or sign language).
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say, "my darling,"
But, at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking (bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But, at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So, he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily,
"My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said,
"Pardon?"