The Best 9 Castaway Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Castaway jokes. There are some castaway psalm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these castaway roadtrip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Castaway Jokes and Puns

Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really... He's best friends with a ball??

**Me, during quarantine:** Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a bitch!

So a man who had been stranded on an island 7 years was finally rescued...

as the ship was pulling away from the island one of his rescuers was looking back at the island and noticed three huts on the beach. Curious, he asked the castaway what they were for. "Well" he replied "the first one there was my house and that one over there is my church" "and the other?" asked the sailor. "Oh that...thats the church I used to go to"

A ship sailing past a remote island spots a man who had been stranded there for several years.

The captain goes to shore and notices three huts.

What's the first hut for? He asks?

That's my house says the castaway.

what's the second hut for?

That's my church.

And the third?

Oh, that? That's the church I used to go to.

Castaway joke, A ship sailing past a remote island spots a man who had been stranded there for several years.

A ship, sailing past an island, finds a man there who had become stranded alone years earlier. The commander disembarks to rescue the man and sees three huts.

"What's that first hut there?", he asks.
"Oh, that's my house", replies the castaway.
"What about that second hut there?"
"That's my church."
"And what about the third one over there?"
"That?", replies the man, disdainfully. "That's the church I used to go to."

The stranded man

A ship, sailing past a remote island, spots a man who has been stranded there for several years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notices three huts.

What's the first hut for? he asks.

That's my house, says the castaway.

What's the second hut for?

That's my church.

And the third hut?

Oh, that? sniffs the castaway. That's the church I used to go to


A husband comes home drunk..

His wife shouts: "So, you're drunk again, you castaway!"
The man responds: " Aww, shut your mouth, im punished enough to see you double!"

What do you call a broken arm which has healed?

Castaway

Castaway joke, What do you call a broken arm which has healed?

Castaway should have been titled

Casterbate. We all know what he was doing most the time.

What's the best place to break up with your girlfriend?

Castaway bay.

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We suggest to use only working castaway deadwood piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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