Cast Jokes
147 cast jokes and hilarious cast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Cast Jokes is your go-to source for finding the funniest jokes based on casting. Whether it's a broken arm cast, foot cast, leg cast, or even a plaster cast, you're sure to find a joke to crack a smile. Get inspired by the Stranger Things cast and spell out a few of your own jokes to hurl at your protagonist friends.
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Funniest Cast Short Jokes
Short cast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cast humour may include short actor jokes also.
- Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
- The cast of star wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
- Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
- Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident? 4 casts
- I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
I guess it's true what they say:
"Once you go black, you never go back" - Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
Obligatory - Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
- I tried to rob a bank using jello cast in the shape of a gun The police charged me with carrying a congealed weapon
- People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get.
- My girlfriend broke up with me so I started dating her twin sister I'm not left handed but i'll have to make do until the doctor removes the cast
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Cast One Liners
Which cast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cast? I can suggest the ones about movie and actor played.
- Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.
- What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand
- Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
- What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
- Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
- What do you need for a movie about broken bones? An awesome cast
- What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
- I watched a movie about fishing... It had a great cast in it.
- Why was the fishing show so successful? They had a great cast
- My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting.
- I was never really into fishing until the casting accident. After that I was hooked.
- Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
- Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low
- Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
- A fellow actor told me to break a leg… I told him to call my casting agent
Leg Cast Jokes
Here is a list of funny leg cast jokes and even better leg cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A former doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Fortunately, he could still make the cast.
- It's a bit unsympathetic to tell actors to "break a leg"? I mean... they're already in a cast.
- Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs.
I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast. - What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast
- Why do arm fractures look down on leg fractures? Because they're a lower caste
- Why did the Indian girl suffer so much when she broke her leg? She was in the wrong cast.
- What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs? Four casts
- I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy.
- A TV weatherman broke both his legs and arms in an accident... ...he had to call in from the hospital to explain his four casts.
- Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that you end up in the cast.
Cast Iron Jokes
Here is a list of funny cast iron jokes and even better cast iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- We were talking about cast iron pans and my brain sprang into disfunction I like my women like my cast iron cookware.
Black, thick and covered in oil. - What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
- I heard they were considering having Tony Hawk take over the role of Iron Man. Sounds like stunt casting to me, honestly.
- What's a pan that likes to go fishing? A cast iron.
(Pretty sure a million people have said this joke before but I suddenly thought of it the other day) - George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
- What's black and hard? Cast iron.
Arm Cast Jokes
Here is a list of funny arm cast jokes and even better arm cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- what's the difference between a movie, and someone with a broken arm? people get autographs from the cast, and the cast gets autographs from the people
- Why can't someone with a broken arm perform in a play? Because they're already in the cast
- Why Didn't Gandhi's Broken Arm Repair? Because he fought the Caste system
- Knights of the Old retirement home What do rich knights with broken arms have.
Cast-les
Votes Cast Jokes
Here is a list of funny votes cast jokes and even better votes cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
- Women gained the right to vote 100 years ago to the day... yet they still can't cast a vote on what they want for dinner
- Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!
- Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote.
You vote your caste. - Where did the Chickens cast their Votes? The Poultry.
I'll see myself out. - What does Harry Potter cast to stop big oil companies? A ballot because voting is the ONLY WAY TO CHANGE THINGS!
- There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why?
It was a vote of T. Hanks.
Entertaining Cast Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about cast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scene jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cast pranks.
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If the Klu Klux k**... leaders are wizard, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?
Because they don't have access to black magic.
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What's the difference between h**... and the cast of the jersey shore?
I wouldn't shoot h**....
Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor?
He kept getting type cast.
No problems
A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pastor make a bet.
They say, "Whoever goes into the woods and converts the most dangerous animal, wins". So a week goes by and they all return. The Pastor comes back with a rattlesnake and says "He goes to church every week!". The priest comes back with cougar and says "His first he's getting confirmed next month!". The Rabbi comes back in a full body cast and says " You know, I probably shouldn't have tried to circumcise a bear."
What is a castrated male's favorite operating system?
Unix.
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
I think me life is like the Truman Show.
I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.
I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.
I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.
"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.
"Well," I thought, "it might be British."
A man breaks his foot and goes to the doctor...
The doctor put a cast on the foot and told the man to take it easy. The man asked the doctor, "Will I be able to play violin?"
Confused, the doctor replied, "Yes, you should be able to play the violin."
The man said, "Neat! I've never been able to play it before!"
I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones.
I didn't make the cast.
I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked!
I focused in on the girl and said "Virginus Protectus."
It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face.
What happens if you castrate a corn cob?
It becomes a eunuchcorn.
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How do you castrate a r**...?
Kick his sister's jaw in.
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I have a cast iron f**...
I guess you could say I'm pansexual
Atleast there was one way that the new ghostbusters was true to the original...
It still had a black guy as one of the main cast.
Cast the first stone...
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad...," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
Election Day was the perfect day to go see Doctor Strange...
I got to experience a scary bizarro world were sanity was cast aside and the laws of nature were twisted to the breaking point, and I also went to a movie.
People are really upset about how the cast of Hamilton treated Mike Pence.
I mean, the last time people were this upset about something an actor did to a Republican in a theater, the Civil War had just ended.
If I die young, I want my girlfriend to cast my ashes headwind
Because she never let me come on her face before.
If you teach a man to cast a net.
He will be a hit at Spanish parties!
In an old castle, a lady says to the guide...
"I've heard that this place is haunted. I'm so scared!"
The guide says: "I've been working here for 558 years and I've never seen any ghosts..."
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?
He forgot to drink his manatee.
I can't believe they got some broad
church cast member to play The Doctor!
Someone asked me to sign their cast.
So I wrote, "Last warning. You have a week to get the rest of the money together. Next time we won't be so nice."
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Mary Magdalene is about to be s**... for adultry
Just as the crowd was about to start throwing rocks, Jesus walks up and says "let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Nobody moves, but then a stone comes flying out from the crowd and hits Mary right in the face. Jesus turns to see who threw the stone and says "I told you not to bother me when I'm working mother!"
Why does Jesus always go first when the disciples go Curling?
Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
I went boating with cast of friends the other day...
None of them could use an oar, but Lisa Kudrow.
Sorry.
I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.
They said, It depends. Wakanda pizza?
What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East?
Expecto Petroleum
A man broke his hand.
He asked the doctor, "Will I be able to play piano as soon as the cast comes off?"
"Of course!" said the doctor.
The man replied, "Great. I never could before."
You ever have those days when real life feels like you were cast in a movie?
Sometimes I'm "Pedestrian #4" and other times I'm "Man on bike".
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The Jackson estate recently made an announcement...
That upon his death, they'd had Michael's body melted down and cast into pieces of LEGO.
So now it's finally safe for the kids to play with Michael.
Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect?
He tries to cast all the data to float.
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BLACK SUPERMAN
I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brother to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
Credits:Someones Tweet
There's no better time to add insult to injury...
...Than when you're signing a cast :)
Why did the Spanish Mage never cast a spell?
Because his MPnada
Disney has announced that all future Marvel movies will have an all male cast.
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
A man goes to see his priest.
Father, my life is terrible, I have so many problems.
The priest tells him that he needs an exorcism to cast the devil out of his life.
Can't do that father, I have 3 chidren with her.
The castle in Tallinn was destroyed yesterday
It was a huge loss
Why dont trees like going fishing?
Because they can only cast a shadow.
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
It wasn't much fun breaking my neck and being in a cast..
But now I can look back and laugh.
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The die is cast
h**... took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
h**... smiled : "You get to roll the die again"
What beer do the cast of Toy Story drink?
Buzz Light.
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Why was the castle p**... tired all the time?
She worked knights.
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Why can you only get castrated once ?
Because you don't have the b**... to do it a second time.
I Just Got Cast In A Commercial!
I'm the "before" picture
Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel.
Old Hobbits Die Hard.
So i was watching p*rn last night and accidently pressed cast to tv, it found a samsung tv and started steaming...
I dont have a samsung tv in my house.
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Witches don't f**...
They cast smells
Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast?
He didn't know which one to talk about first.
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The casting for Hamilton was awful,
It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.
My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.
No way would she have done that if she were still alive.
What did Capt. Ahab's son write on his father's cast?
Get whale soon"
Jesus and the woman taken in adultery
The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"
All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.
"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"
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I would castrate myself
If I had the b**... to do it
What happened when the cast of 'Friends' were stuck out at sea in a life raft?
They were fine, because Lisa Kudrow
I didn't believe it when I read that the cast of Friends are reuniting after 20 years.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
