Cast Jokes

• Short Cast Jokes
• Cast One Liners
• Leg Cast Jokes
• Cast Iron Jokes
• Arm Cast Jokes
• Votes Cast Jokes
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Best Short Cast Jokes

Short cast puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cast humour may include short actor jokes also.

1. Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
2. The cast of star wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
3. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
4. Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident? 4 casts
5. I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
   I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
   I guess it's true what they say:
   "Once you go black, you never go back"
6. Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
   Obligatory
7. Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
8. I tried to rob a bank using jello cast in the shape of a gun The police charged me with carrying a congealed weapon
9. People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get.
10. My girlfriend broke up with me so I started dating her twin sister I'm not left handed but i'll have to make do until the doctor removes the cast

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cast can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cast puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cast One Liners

Which cast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cast? I can suggest the ones about acting and movie.

1. Why aren't broken bone a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste
2. Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.
3. What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand
4. Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
5. What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
6. Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
7. What do you need for a movie about broken bones? An awesome cast
8. Why do we tell all actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play has a cast.
9. What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
10. I watched a movie about fishing... It had a great cast in it.
11. Why was the fishing show so successful? They had a great cast
12. My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting.
13. I was never really into fishing until the casting accident. After that I was hooked.
14. Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
15. Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low

Leg Cast Jokes

Here is a list of funny leg cast jokes and even better leg cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A former doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Fortunately, he could still make the cast.
• A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. He made the cast.
• It's a bit unsympathetic to tell actors to "break a leg"? I mean... they're already in a cast.
• A fellow actor told me to break a leg… I told him to call my casting agent
• Why do people tell actors to break a leg? Because every play needs a cast.
• Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs.
  I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast.
• Why do people say break a leg when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.
• What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast
• Why do we tell actors to break a leg Because every play has a cast
• Why do arm fractures look down on leg fractures? Because they're a lower caste

Cast Iron Jokes

Here is a list of funny cast iron jokes and even better cast iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We were talking about cast iron pans and my brain sprang into disfunction I like my women like my cast iron cookware.
  Black, thick and covered in oil.
• What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
• I heard they were considering having Tony Hawk take over the role of Iron Man. Sounds like stunt casting to me, honestly.
• What's a pan that likes to go fishing? A cast iron.
  (Pretty sure a million people have said this joke before but I suddenly thought of it the other day)
• George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
• What's black and hard? Cast iron.
• I s**... identify as a pansexual And I have a f**... for cast-iron
• I have a cast iron f**... I guess you could say I'm pansexual

Arm Cast Jokes

Here is a list of funny arm cast jokes and even better arm cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what's the difference between a movie, and someone with a broken arm? people get autographs from the cast, and the cast gets autographs from the people
• What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs? Four casts
• Why can't someone with a broken arm perform in a play? Because they're already in the cast
• A TV weatherman broke both his legs and arms in an accident... ...he had to call in from the hospital to explain his four casts.
• Why Didn't Gandhi's Broken Arm Repair? Because he fought the Caste system
• Knights of the Old retirement home What do rich knights with broken arms have.
  Cast-les
• Why did h**... save the plaster after his broken arm had healed? He wanted a hollow cast.

Votes Cast Jokes

Here is a list of funny votes cast jokes and even better votes cast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
• Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
• Women gained the right to vote 100 years ago to the day... yet they still can't cast a vote on what they want for dinner
• Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!
• Politics in Pakistan You don't cast your vote.
  You vote your caste.
• Where did the Chickens cast their Votes? The Poultry.
  I'll see myself out.
• What does Harry Potter cast to stop big oil companies? A ballot because voting is the ONLY WAY TO CHANGE THINGS!
• There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why?
  It was a vote of T. Hanks.
• In Afghanistan, they've made it i**... to count the votes cast in any election. It's the Tally Ban.

Entertaining Cast Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

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