Cast Iron Skillet Jokes
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Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"
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My neighbor's dog keeps going in my yard
I tell my neighbor politely a few times to keep his dog in his yard, but every evening I come out to a fresh pile.
I tell him to clean it up, but he never does, so I give him an ultimatum: The next time your dog comes into my yard I am going to cook him.
The next day, sure as anything, the dog s**... in my yard. So I grab the little nuisance and kennel him as I throw a big steak on my cast iron skillet set over a fire.
My neighbor comes out, horrified, and says I had an over-reaction.
I point to the crust on the steak and say No, this is just a my-yard reaction.
George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell?
Cast iron sheik skillets.
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