Cast Iron Jokes
22 cast iron jokes and hilarious cast iron puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cast iron that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cast Iron Short Jokes
Short cast iron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cast iron humour may include short cooking pan jokes also.
- I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
I guess it's true what they say:
"Once you go black, you never go back" - We were talking about cast iron pans and my brain sprang into disfunction I like my women like my cast iron cookware.
Black, thick and covered in oil. - I heard they were considering having Tony Hawk take over the role of Iron Man. Sounds like stunt casting to me, honestly.
- What's a pan that likes to go fishing? A cast iron.
(Pretty sure a million people have said this joke before but I suddenly thought of it the other day)
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Cast Iron One Liners
Which cast iron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cast iron? I can suggest the ones about iron and bad ironing.
- What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
- Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
- What is a chefs favorite earth spell? Cast iron
- George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
- What's black and hard? Cast iron.
- I s**... identify as a pansexual And I have a f**... for cast-iron
- I have a cast iron f**... I guess you could say I'm pansexual
Cast Iron Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cast iron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooking pot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cast iron pranks.
Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"
My neighbor's dog keeps going in my yard
I tell my neighbor politely a few times to keep his dog in his yard, but every evening I come out to a fresh pile.
I tell him to clean it up, but he never does, so I give him an ultimatum: The next time your dog comes into my yard I am going to cook him.
The next day, sure as anything, the dog s**... in my yard. So I grab the little nuisance and kennel him as I throw a big steak on my cast iron skillet set over a fire.
My neighbor comes out, horrified, and says I had an over-reaction.
I point to the crust on the steak and say No, this is just a my-yard reaction.
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant,
and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron p**....
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the p**... rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around,
before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that ?' she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the p**....
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes,
looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,
explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order ?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'
'Ah ! So sorry,' says the waiter,
'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'
Little Johnny is at it again.
Little Johnny was sent home early from school one day. He had been very, very naughty with his classmate, Mary Jane. Little Johnny's mom was very upset with this news and she warned Johnny he was surely going to get it when his father got home.
Little Johnny's dad finally came home from work and right away mom told him Johnny was caught having s**... with Mary Jane at school. And she started to cry her eyes out.
Johnny's dad ran to the kitchen and made a huge ruckus looking through the cupboards. The mom stood nearby wondering what was happening. Finally, Little Johnny's dad found what he wanted and he picked up a large cast iron frying pan. He loudly told his wife to get out of the way but she started crying louder begging the dad to please not hurt Little Johnny. After all he was just a young boy. Johnny's dad said, "Hurt him be d**.... I'm not going to hit him. I'm going to fry him up a steak and some eggs. The poor kid can't screw on Corn Flakes!"