The Best 9 Cassette Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cassette jokes. There are some cassette dvd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cassette disc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cassette Jokes and Puns

Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette?

Because they are always streaming.

What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.

The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week...

But his memory will never be erased.

It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.

I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

My girlfriend gifted me the entire Beatles back catalogue on tape.

I'm cassette for life.


How many pain killers does it take to heal a Tape?

5 Per Cassette.

Why did the chicken take out the cassette?

To get to the other side

A father is sitting with his son, discussing "old" music from the father'syouth. "But Dad, what's a Cassette?"

"Oh, that's just an 8-track that lost half its weight"

Do you know how cassette tapes work?

They don't. Most of them are unemployed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cassette amadeus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cassette bop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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