cassette Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cassette puns

Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette?

Because they are always streaming.


What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.


I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?


My girlfriend gifted me the entire Beatles back catalogue on tape.

I'm cassette for life.


Why did the chicken take out the cassette?

To get to the other side


Do you know how cassette tapes work?

They don't. Most of them are unemployed.


Why was the man's cassette player smoking?

Because his mixtape was fire.


What did Charlton Heston scream when he dropped his favorite cassette?



A father is sitting with his son, discussing "old" music from the father'syouth. "But Dad, what's a Cassette?"

"Oh, that's just an 8-track that lost half its weight"


What are the most funny Cassette jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cassette? Well, here are the best Cassette dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cassette pick up lines to share with friends.


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