Cask Jokes
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A tub, pail, can, basket, canister, vat, kettle, cask, p**..., keg, barrel, and bowl.
I needed to make a bucket list before I die.
Why are caskets so expensive?
Because everyone is dying to get in one!
What did one casket say to the other?
Is that you coughin?
When your in your casket............?
Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,
what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God,
who made a huge difference in peoples lives."
Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
A casket falls out of the back of a hearse and is careening down a hill straight toward a drug store.
The limo driver tells the grieving husband.."Don't worry. They will have something in there to stop her coffin.
Divorce
My wife wanted to file for divorce. It was clear that she would get the house. So I gave her a cask of Amontillado. She's not going anywhere for a while.
What's another name for a casket?
Mourning wood.
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