Too many cheetahs.
They hate Tibet.
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"
Because they don't like Tibet.
Because they don't like Tibet
But I wouldn't report it because they are spending less than my wife.
Because nobody likes Toulouse.
Because there's too many cheetahs.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Because the casinos are full of dealers.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Cause there are too many cheetahs.
And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.
The Queen was worth less than the King.
So I started going to British casinos instead. I'm only two weeks in and I already lost 40 pounds!
...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.
That's a lotta reee.
Because they hate Tibet!
Because it is forbidden by Islam.
They don't like Tolouse.
Theyre too bloke.
Because there are too many cheetahs!
Because stealing from children is illegal.
The casinos here in London have terrible odds.
Because they don't like Tibet.
All the police and no Latinos!
Cuz there's too many Cheat-ahs.
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