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Why are there no casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

They hate Tibet.

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Gambling Problem

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."

I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

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Why does China put all their casinos in Macau?

Because they don't like Tibet.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Just found out my wife's credit card was stolen! They are spending it all on jewellery and casinos!

But I wouldn't report it because they are spending less than my wife.

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Why are there no casinos in France?

Because nobody likes Toulouse.

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Why do African casinos always go out of business?

Because there's too many cheetahs.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why is it so easy to buy drugs at a casino?

Because the casinos are full of dealers.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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There aren't that many casinos in Africa.

Cause there are too many cheetahs.

And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.

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Why did the feminists boycott the Casinos.

The Queen was worth less than the King.

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I wasn't seeing the results I wanted from the gym

So I started going to British casinos instead. I'm only two weeks in and I already lost 40 pounds!

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My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!!

...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped.

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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There's a reason I love gambling at Vietnamese casinos...

It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.

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My bro said the only thing you win in casinos is autism

That's a lotta reee.

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Why don't Chinese people ever go to casinos?

Because they hate Tibet!

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Why are there no Casinos in Saudi Arabia?

Because it is forbidden by Islam.

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Why are there no casinos in France?

They don't like Tolouse.

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Why dont Englishmen go to casinos?

Theyre too bloke.

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Why are there no casinos in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs!

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Why can't people under 18 gamble at casinos?

Because stealing from children is illegal.

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I lost over 100 pounds in the last week.

The casinos here in London have terrible odds.

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Why Did China Ban Building Casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet.

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I run the streets like I run my casinos:

All the police and no Latinos!

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Know why there's no casinos in Africa?

Cuz there's too many Cheat-ahs.

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