Too many cheetahs.
They hate Tibet.
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
I thought about it for a moment and dialed the number. When they answered I said, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"
Because they don't like Tibet.
Because they don't like Tibet
But I wouldn't report it because they are spending less than my wife.
Because nobody likes Toulouse.
Because there's too many cheetahs.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Because the casinos are full of dealers.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Trump should have known that the House always wins
Cause there are too many cheetahs.
And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.
The Queen was worth less than the King.
So I started going to British casinos instead. I'm only two weeks in and I already lost 40 pounds!
...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped.
They Havana no money to spend.
They love to gambol.
It's just so easy to get a Nguyen in my pocket and under my belt.
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