The Best 5 Cashmere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cashmere jokes. There are some cashmere sweater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cashmere wool puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cashmere Jokes and Puns

The scarf store

A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.

The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"

The cashmere sweater story

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?" "I told her to learn how to knit."

What's wool's favourite meme?

Cashmere outside, how bow dah?

I have two sweaters. One made in Pakistan, the other in India.

They're both Cashmere.

A man accidentally bummed on a cashmere sweater

Guess you could call it cumshmere


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cashmere kashmir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cashmere alpaca piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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