Cashmere Jokes
4 cashmere jokes and hilarious cashmere puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cashmere that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Cashmere Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good cashmere joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The scarf store
A guy walks in to a scarf shop and asks what kind of scarves they sell.
The owner replies "we have wool ones inside and cashmere outside, how bout dat?"
The cashmere sweater story
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?" "I told her to learn how to knit."
What's wool's favourite meme?
Cashmere outside, how bow dah?
I have two sweaters. One made in Pakistan, the other in India.
They're both Cashmere.
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