The Best 21 Cashews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cashews jokes. There are some cashews raisins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cashews planters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cashews Jokes and Puns

I am really glad that No Nut November is over.

A whole month without cashews was rough.

What do you call expensive shoes?


- My 9 yr old son.

I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.

Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?

Cashews joke, I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.

What do peanuts wear on their feet?


What kind of nuts go on your feet?



Today I met a man who said that everything in the universe was made up of pistachios, almonds and cashews.

But that's just nuts.

NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon's soil...

They're calling them Astro-nuts.

Cashews joke, NASA is currently developing a way to grow cashews on the Moon's soil...

What's the difference between a container of peanuts, cashews, and almonds and neutering a dog.

One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!

If I glued dollar bills to my sneakers, what would you call them?


Cashews are expensive, almonds are expensive. Peanuts are cheaper. How about deer nuts?

You find them under a buck.

Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews?

They're nuts.

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Two cashews walk into a bar...

The Bartender says "How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"

The Cashews reply, "Do you think we're Nuts?!"

Ohhh Nuts!

Did you hear about the two cashews that walked into the bar?

One was a salted...

Mr. Peanut

What does mr. Peanut wear on his feet?


What kind of shoes do the richest people in the world wear?


Did you hear about the goal-oriented cashews?

They were driven nuts.

Cashews joke, Did you hear about the goal-oriented cashews?

If money could eat, what would be its favorite kind of nut?


I failed No Nut November

I ate cashews.

A french fellow has ten cashews.

Dix nuts.

What did the guy who accidentally bought cashews instead of almonds say?

Aw, nuts.

The Planters Peanut guy has a cousin who's a boxer, but he doesn't go by his birth name anymore:

Cashews Clay

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