Following is our collection of funny Cashew Nuts jokes. There are some cashew nuts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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I'm a cashew
Imma cashew
A whole month without cashews was rough.
The other one said Don't worry man, I'm a cashew
An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts and almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of you to give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have the teeth to munch them."
Conductor: "Then why do you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!" :P :P :P
Cashew
I'm a cashew!
Cashew!
Ima cashew
I'll Cashew later bro.
Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.
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You just can't let anyone cashew
Nuts hanging out.
Cashew!
Cashew.
*Sigh*...
Cashews.
Imma cashew!
Cashew
Cashew outside. How 'bou dat?
I'm going to cashew
(sent to me from my friend in Scotland)
"Bye, I'll cashew later."
Cashew
I'm a cashew!
My friend grabbed me by the shoulders, and shook my while exclaiming, "I'm a pecan! I'm a cashew!"
I said "What?"
My friend continued shaking me back and forth and yelling, "I'm a macadamia! I'm an almond!"
I said "Woah dude! You're nuts!"
Cashew!
But that's just nuts.
Cashew
A Pi-cashew
They're calling them Astro-nuts.
One is mixed nuts - the other is nixed mutts!
Imma cashew outside, how bout dat?
You bust a nut
Just keep sucking 'till you get to the nut
He handed me a packet of nuts, I scanned them and said "So I guess I'll cashew later?"
You find them under a buck.
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