Cashew Jokes
77 cashew jokes and hilarious cashew puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about cashew that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with a few corny cashew nut jokes you can pull out at your next family gathering. From funny, rhyming riddles to silly one-liners about cashews, mangoes, chestnuts and cardamoms, these jokes are sure to get the laughter rolling.
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Funniest Cashew Short Jokes
Short cashew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cashew humour may include short pistachio jokes also.
- Two nuts were hanging out in a tree. One slipped and started to fall. The other one said Don't worry man, I'm a cashew
- I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra. Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?
- my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold?
Cashew!
she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one. - Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November You just can't let anyone cashew
- What do nuts say when they sneeze? Cashew!
- How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!
- What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
- What kind of nuts go on your feet? *Sigh*...
Cashews. - What did the aggressive walnut say to the group of peanuts? You better hope I don't cashew outside!!
- What did the peanut say when the almond tried to pick a fight with it? Cashew outside!
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Cashew One Liners
Which cashew one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cashew? I can suggest the ones about almond nuts and pecan nut.
- What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I'm a cashew
- What did the nut say to the other nut when he was chasing him? Imma cashew
- I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.
- What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew
- What did a nut say to the nut it was chasing? I'm a cashew!
- How does a nut sneeze? Cashew!
- What did the nut say while chasing the other nut? Ima cashew
- What do you call expensive shoes? Cashews..
- My 9 yr old son. - What does a sneezing nut sound like? *Ca-shew.*
- What is the most allergic nut? The Ca.........shew!!!!!
I'll see myself out. - How does a nut say good bye to another nut? I'll Cashew later bro.
- Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.
- What do peanuts wear on their feet? Cashews
- What does a nut say when he sneezes? Ca-shew!
- So a peanut walks in on a cashew... Nuts hanging out.
Cashew Nut Jokes
Here is a list of funny cashew nut jokes and even better cashew nut puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two nuts are playing tag, and chaser says to the chasee: Imma cashew!
- How did the nut sneeze? Cashew
- What did the bratty nut say to Dr Phil? Cashew outside. How 'bou dat?
- Today I met a man who said that everything in the universe was made up of pistachios, almonds and cashews. But that's just nuts.
- What did the nut say when chasing the other nut? I'm going to cashew
(sent to me from my friend in Scotland) - What did one nut tell the other before they seperated? "Bye, I'll cashew later."
- What do you call a sneezing nut? Cashew
- How does a greedy nut sound when it sneezes? Cashew
- What did one nut yell to the nut he was chasing? I'm a cashew!
- Which nut can you never escape? Cashew!
Laughter Cashew Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about cashew you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean almond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cashew pranks.
Two cashews walk into a bar...
The Bartender says "How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"
The Cashews reply, "Do you think we're Nuts?!"
The nice old lady..
An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts and almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of you to give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have the teeth to munch them."
Conductor: "Then why do you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!" :P :P :P
What did the Nut say when he left the party?
Cheers guys, Cashew in a bit!
What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?
"Yes, what is it?"
If James Bond movies were about food...
These could be their titles:
* On Her Majesty's Secret Recipe
* Donuts are Forever
* Octopie
* Moonbaker
* The Spy Who Loved Meat
* License to Grill
* GoldenPie
* Diet Another Day
* All The Food In The World Is Not Enough
* Cashew Chicken Royale
What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?
You bust a nut
What do you call an angry cashew?
A p**...-achio.
The Mexican word of the day..
The Mexican word of the day is cashew.
Like I'll cashew outside, how bout dat?
Cashews are expensive, almonds are expensive. Peanuts are cheaper. How about deer nuts?
You find them under a buck.
One of my regulars came into my store to buy some snacks
He handed me a packet of nuts, I scanned them and said "So I guess I'll cashew later?"
Some nutter tried to start on me
I said "Cashew outside"
What did one nut say to the other?
Imma cashew outside, how bout dat?
Read the following word out loud. "Cashew"
Bless you.
A cashew walks into a bar
...and announces himself. All the patrons turn around and say "Bless you!"
What did one nut say to the other nut as it was running away?
I'm a cashew.
What sound does a nut so when it catches a cold?
Cashew
What did the mother nut say to her son nut?
If I EVER cashew doing that again, I walnut be happy
My friend grabbed my by the shoulders and shook me
My friend grabbed me by the shoulders, and shook my while exclaiming, "I'm a pecan! I'm a cashew!"
I said "What?"
My friend continued shaking me back and forth and yelling, "I'm a macadamia! I'm an almond!"
I said "Woah dude! You're nuts!"
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep s**... 'till you get to the nut
What did the cashew say to the peanuts who wanted to go skydiving?
You're nuts!
What do you call a mean cashew
Nutorious
Why did the walnut know where the cashew was hiding
Because he was pecan
