Carving Pumpkin Jokes
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Why did the skeleton carve the pumpkin?
I once won a pumpkin carving contest.
It was a hollow victory.
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What do you call carving a pumpkin in September?
p**... ejackolantern
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Why does a redditor carve a pumpkin?
To distract himself from the fact that he is too, just a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile when another person is near.
In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination
I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.
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The difference between s**... and pumpkin carving?
In pumpkin carving, one is trying to get all of the seeds out.
My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said.
When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!
How to make pumpkin? That's an odd topic
I gotta carve deep into it.
Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself
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