The Best 5 Carver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carver jokes. There are some carver marble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carver cutter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carver Jokes and Puns

A history question about some lesser known figures. Who was George Washington Carver?

The guy who cut up George Washington.

Did you hear about the new documentary on George Washington Carver?

It's called "Nothin' Like A Good Nut!"

If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be?

The Nutty Professor

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Did you know sculptors who make likenesses of America's first president generally don't earn much?

I guess it makes sense that a George Washington carver gets paid peanuts.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carver sculptor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carver chisel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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