Carts Jokes

28 carts jokes and hilarious carts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Carts Short Jokes

Short carts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carts humour may include short shopping cart jokes also.

  1. What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables....
  2. To the lady with all the screaming kids at Walmart who's wondering how the box of condoms got into her cart... You're welcome
  3. Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
  4. My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the cart and my God the temptation was strong... It was just last week that I quit smoking cold turkey
  5. It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania... ..and clicked 'add to cart'
  6. How do you buy unlimited kid's toys? Well first, you add a kid's item to your cart.
    And then another...
    And then another...
    Add infant item
  7. Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart." Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."
  8. Grandpa: "Back in the day, you could walk into a grocery store with $ 2 and leave with a full shopping cart. But nowadays they have security cameras everywhere!"
  9. You can't just pick and choose which tenets of Islam you uphold. There's no Allah-carte option.
  10. I ran in to a midget with my shopping cart at Walmart... Me: "I'm really sorry. Are you alright?"
    Midget: "I'm not happy!"
    Me: "Well, which one are you?"

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Carts One Liners

Which carts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carts? I can suggest the ones about grocery cart and carton.

  1. What do you call a wheelbarrow full of Qurans? a la carte.
    I'm so sorry.
  2. How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte.
  3. Aldi's low prices aren't only on food. They have shopping carts for just a quarter!
  4. Why was the shopping cart sad? It was getting pushed around.
  5. How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte
  6. What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity? Allah-cart.
  7. How do Muslims order their hashbrowns? Allah Carte
  8. Where do pianists put their groceries while they shop? In a Chopin cart.
  9. The Cart Titan walks into a bar The bartender asks Why the long face?
  10. What's a Muslim's favorite place to grab a snack? Allah carte
  11. When do you fix the tire on a golf cart? When there's a hole in one.
  12. What did the Muslim do when he went to the restaurant? He ordered Allah Carte.
  13. What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage
  14. What did the golf carts nickname the Car who played golf? The Parking
  15. Whats ISIS Favourite type of menu? À la carte

Carts joke, Whats ISIS Favourite type of menu?

Cheerful Fun Carts Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about carts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golf cart jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carts pranks.

Where is my wife

A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store.
Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife.
Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife.
Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like?
Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.

Hey guys. There's a grocery store on my left, a few cars, some people going for lunch, I see a bunch of carts or trolleys, whatever you call them. Please just think about me.

I'm going through a lot right now.

The British are very strange people.

They call pants 'trousers', shopping carts 'trolleys' and 6.7 raccoons in a human suit 'Prince Phillip'.

My uncle has a horse that's a very good artist!

He can only draw carriages, carts, and wagons, but that's good for a horse...

In Feudal Japan, there was a system that determined who sat in the highly favored front position of carts.

You had to call Shogun.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

My cousin is a hydro-technician.

Cleaning those golf carts gives him a lot of time to come up with better job titles.

There was a woman in psych ward who escaped and stole all of Wal-Marts shopping carts.

It's clear, she's a basket case.

My Grandpa told me this one about a crazy dog

I was out at the golf course the other day and there was a stray dog. It ran over to the shed of golf carts and starting l**... up some spilled gasoline. Suddenly it started running around and going crazy then it just stopped and fell over. The lady next to me asked, "What Happened?!?" and i told her, "He must of ran out of gas"

I went to the supermarket today and got one of those shopping carts with the spinny wheel.

I was forced to shop in circles for hours.

Why did the cow exit the grocery store with 6 carts teeming with food?

She went shopping on four empty stomachs.

Carts joke, Why did the cow exit the grocery store with 6 carts teeming with food?