The Best 35 Cartoons And Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cartoons And jokes. There are some cartoons and cartoon characters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartoons and animations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cartoons And Jokes and Puns

So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning.

I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?

Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because he's a Great Dane

Covid restrictions...

I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.

They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.

I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Credit Evan Sayet.

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.


What do you call an emo kids cartoon?

Disney XD.

"Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf."

"What are the symptoms?"

"A yellow cartoon family."

Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them.

I hate junk mail.

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?

One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon?

A Chinese

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Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist?

The details are sketchy.

Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic

Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn't seem to like people who wear masks

What do you call a Canadian cartoon?

Anim-eh

Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?

Because they prefer the reanimated versions.

Two men were chatting in a bar

"So what do you do?"

"I write"

"Oh, poetry or prose?"

"Neither, I write cartoons"

"Why's that?"

"No rhyme or reason"

Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"

Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"

Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

I like my cartoons like Woody Allen likes his women...

Barely legal and asian.

A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today

Officers state that the details are sketchy


Which cartoon character have you seen live?

Donald Duck

What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies?

Re-animated

Why is Japans birthrate so low?

Because kids and cartoons can't get pregnant.

George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.

Clooney Tunes

Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?

On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters.

I guess the elections are coming up soon!

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.



She called on him and said, "Johnny!

What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character

the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

What do you call a pirate cartoon?

An animatee!

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon?

Popeye

What do you call adequate Japanese cartoons?

Ani-meh

What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon?

Wall-E

Corny Japanese Cartoons

Ani-maize

...I'll leave now.

Why wasn't Donald Duck's fourth nephew in any Disney cartoons?

He had Down Syndrome

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cartoons and road runner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cartoons and mickey mouse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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