Cartoon Jokes

• Short Cartoon Jokes
• Cartoon One Liners
• Cartoon Character Jokes
• Cartoon Animal Jokes
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Funniest Cartoon Short Jokes

Short cartoon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cartoon humour may include short sketch jokes also.

1. My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet.
2. "Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf." "What are the symptoms?"
   "A yellow cartoon family."
3. What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
4. Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows? Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
5. Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
6. Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character" Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
   Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
7. A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
8. George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes
9. On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!
10. I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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Cartoon One Liners

Which cartoon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cartoon? I can suggest the ones about carton and comic book.

1. What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
2. What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
3. Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon? A Chinese
4. What do you call a Canadian cartoon? Anim-eh
5. Which cartoon character have you seen live? Donald Duck
6. What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated
7. Why is Japans birthrate so low? Because kids and cartoons can't get pregnant.
8. What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist? Mickey Mao.
9. What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!
10. What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon? Popeye
11. What do you call adequate Japanese cartoons? Ani-meh
12. What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon? Wall-E
13. Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize
    ...I'll leave now.
14. Why wasn't Donald Duck's fourth nephew in any Disney cartoons? He had Down Syndrome
15. What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille.

Cartoon Character Jokes

Here is a list of funny cartoon character jokes and even better cartoon character puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between George H.W Bush and Stephen Hillenberg? One created a childish cartoon character that dominated TV screens in the 2000s, and the other one created Spongebob.
• Our current president is practically a cartoon character... He is tweety, and belongs in a cage.
• Hostelites are like cartoon characters. It takes a full season for them to change their clothes.
• Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime? They never take off their gloves.
• There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the s**... Dooby Doo ICU.

Cartoon Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny cartoon animal jokes and even better cartoon animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
  Pingu-Pong.
• My favourite show Mitty and Donald trumps all other cartoon shows and proves yet again that anything is possible in animation and politics.
• George Clooney opened an animation studio... ...his first cartoon was called "The Clooney Toons"

Unearthly Funniest Cartoon Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about cartoon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drawing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cartoon pranks.