The Best 48 Cartoon Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cartoon jokes. There are some cartoon biopic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartoon cartoon pictures puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cartoon Jokes and Puns
"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"
"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"
- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.
A cartoonist died in his home...
Details are sketchy.
Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist?
The details are sketchy.
What do you get when you cross a bad canadian cartoon with a bad MTV series...
6teen and pregnant.
Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them.
I hate junk mail.
What do you call cartoon duck sausage?
Huey Louie Andouille.
Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon?
A Chinese
On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters.
I guess the elections are coming up soon!
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
Credit Evan Sayet.
What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?
Mickey Mao.
Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon.
That's when Optimus was in his prime
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What do you call a pirate cartoon?
An animatee!
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
Pluto's Orbit
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating
It would be Haram-Bae
My favourite show
Mitty and Donald trumps all other cartoon shows and proves yet again that anything is possible in animation and politics.
What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies?
Re-animated
Why are Disney cartoon characters so hard to catch red-handed after a crime?
They never take off their gloves.
What do you call an emo kids cartoon?
Disney XD.
What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon?
Wall-E
Which cartoon character have you seen live?
Donald Duck
George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.
Clooney Tunes
There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character
the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today
Officers state that the details are sketchy
"Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf."
"What are the symptoms?"
"A yellow cartoon family."
Hostelites are like cartoon characters.
It takes a full season for them to change their clothes.
What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon?
Popeye
What's Rob Porter's favorite cartoon?
Popeye
What do you call a cartoon cow?
An animoo!
Cartoonist found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy.
Why does Bob hide out every time, while watching a cartoon?
He's afraid that someone would Expunge Bob
I like my cartoons like Woody Allen likes his women...
Barely legal and asian.
A Cartooniat found dead.
Police says the details are sketchy.
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"
Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"
Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
I was playing chess with my friend, who is a cartoon anthropomorphised loaf of bread.
The game lasted so long I ended up with a stale mate.
A cartoonist was found dead in his apartment..
details surrounding the murder seem sketchy.
Which Disney cartoon is Voldemort's favorite of all time and that he just wishes would come true?
Pinocchio
A cartoonist was found dead in his home yesterday.
Police say the details surrounding the case are sketchy.
What's the difference between George H.W Bush and Stephen Hillenberg?
One created a childish cartoon character that dominated TV screens in the 2000s, and the other one created Spongebob.
Our current president is practically a cartoon character...
He is tweety, and belongs in a cage.
I know this voice-over actress whose specialty is cartoon women who've just seen a mouse.
She 'eeks' out a living.
what cartoon bear smells?
winnie the p u
Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?
Because he's a Great Dane
What do you call a Canadian cartoon?
Anim-eh
Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch during the COVID-19 pandemic
Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn't seem to like people who wear masks
Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
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