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Cartoonist found dead in his home.

Details are sketchy.

A cartoonist died in his home...

Details are sketchy.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Credit Evan Sayet.

What do you call an emo kids cartoon?

Disney XD.

"Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf."

"What are the symptoms?"


"A yellow cartoon family."

Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them.

I hate junk mail.

What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?

One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.

"..A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news..'"

"This remind me of a hilarious joke. A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news, and worse news.'
'What are the bad news?' asks the patient.
'You only have 24 hours to live.' replies the doctor.
'Oh my, that's terrible! What could possibly be worse than that?!'
'Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday...!'
Haha! Always knocks em out!"

- The Joker on The Batman cartoon.

A Cartoonist found dead.

The details are sketchy.

Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist?

The details are sketchy.

A cartoonist was found dead at home

The details were sketchy

Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character"

Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual state... How long have you felt this way?"

Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."

Which cartoon character have you seen live?

Donald Duck

A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today

Officers state that the details are sketchy

What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies?

Re-animated

I like my cartoons like Woody Allen likes his women...

Barely legal and asian.

George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.

Clooney Tunes

Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?

On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters.

I guess the elections are coming up soon!

I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you call a pirate cartoon?

An animatee!

What is Oberyn Martell's favorite cartoon?

Popeye

What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon?

Wall-E

There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character

the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

What do you call cartoon duck sausage?

Huey Louie Andouille.

If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating

It would be Haram-Bae

I know this voice-over actress whose specialty is cartoon women who've just seen a mouse.

She 'eeks' out a living.

what cartoon bear smells?

winnie the p u

My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas...

were the two chalk outlines out front.

What's Rob Porter's favorite cartoon?

Popeye

Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon?

A Chinese

What do you get when you cross a bad canadian cartoon with a bad MTV series...

6teen and pregnant.

What do you call a cartoon cow?

An animoo!

Why does Bob hide out every time, while watching a cartoon?

He's afraid that someone would Expunge Bob

Cartoonist was found dead in his room...

...the details are sketchy.

Your tits remind me of my favorite Cartoon Character.

Snoopy

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Crap, well, i guess we'll just go home then. DArn those liberals and their weapons bans

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