The Best 15 Cartons Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cartons jokes. There are some cartons pack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartons yogurt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cartons Jokes and Puns
A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.
He replies, They had avocados.
A woman says to her engineer husband...
"Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"
"They had eggs."
I switched my kids to almond milk.
Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."
[OC] Why cant milk cartons walk?
Because they lactose.
It always irked my single mother that her grocery store didn't carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen.
Then one day, her wish came true. She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six. I was so excited, she told us later, that I bought two!
Police were on the lookout for serial killer John Wayne Gacy
They stepped into a corner store for some coffee and saw a guy in back where the milk cartons are.
Cop 1: "Hey, that looks like our suspect!"
Cop 2: "What's he doing?"
Cop 1: "Talking to himself. Let's get closer."
So they go up right behind him and listen.
Gacy:"Need him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Need him. Got him...."
If I ever go missing...
I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me.
I saw a man at the grocery store flinging slices of American cheese into the air.
He then started chugging cartons of milk right off the shelf.
After that he started smashing containers of yogurt open on his forehead.
It was shocking. All I could think was how dare he!
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.
They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons...
They call it Soft Pour Corn.
Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children.
You can explore cartons peri reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cartons container dad jokes. There are also cartons puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I have empty cartons of milk in the fridge
In case people want a black coffee
Why can't milk cartons wear flip flops?
Because they lactose
I heard that milk helps babies grow but I don't think it's true
I've lured three cartons over mine and all it's done so far is cry
They say milk helps baby's grow..
But I've poured 3 cartons of milk on to this baby and all it's done is cry.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cartons yoghurt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cartons jars piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.