The Best 47 Carton Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Carton jokes. There are some carton checkout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carton pack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Carton Jokes and Puns
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton! "
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Why did the lady keep staring at her glass of orange juice?
because the carton said "concentrate" on it.
My visit to the patent office
I went into a patent office and told the clerk how I had an idea for a folding bottle, it's called a fottle.
She said that it was ridiculous, so I told her about my idea for a folding carton, it's called a farton.
She said that too is a dumb idea. I said well then I am not even going to tell you about my idea for a folding bucket!
A woman says to her engineer husband...
"Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"
"They had eggs."
So a woman is at a supermarket...
She is loading all her items on the conveyer belt for the chasier to scan.
Her items are; A litre of milk, a carton of eggs, and a head of lettuce.
The cashier looks at her and says, "Are you single?"
The customer, shocked at her assumption says, "Yes, I am. How did you know?"
The cashier says, "Because you're ugly."
If a transvestite goes missing...
Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?
A woman goes to a supermarket
A woman goes to a supermarket. After gathering her items, she goes to the checkout counter.
The cashier looks at the items she bought: a jug of milk, a carton of eggs, & a head of lettuce
The cashier says "You must be single"
The woman says "Oh my god, how did you know?"
The cashier responds:
"Because you're ugly."
A woman is putting her grocery items on the conveyor belt...
A woman is putting her items on the conveyor belt and the clerk sees, a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. The clerk looks at all of the items and says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman, shocked, says "Yes! How do you know this?" The clerk replies with
"It's because you're ugly"
You must be single.
A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."
If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?
My grandpa would always tell me...
that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.
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Do you think the transvestite...
Do you think the transvestite that goes missing would object to their picture being on a carton of half and half?
I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning.
They were all starting to grow a little fowl.
It's almost Valentine's day
It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date.
How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?
Straight Outta Carton.
So I'm kind of a photographer
Whenever I hang out with a kid, their picture ends up on a milk carton
Which do you want me to bring in first?
Yesterday my parents are preparing dinner and my mom wanted me to get the chicken. When she opens the fridge and notices the egg carton is empty, she ask me to get the eggs as well. So then I asked her...
"Which one do you want me to bring in first, the chicken or the egg?"
I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.
"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many fuckin' security cameras."
A Man Walks Into The Kitchen And Grabs A Milk Carton
He sees the picture of a missing girl on the back of it. Then he shouts into the living room: "Jessica, come! You look so young in this picture!"
I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me...
How dairy
A supermarket cashier asked if I want my milk in a bag...
I said no, I prefer it staying in the carton.
How much does a dozen cars weigh?
A carton
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.
What is it called when you drop a carton of eggs and break all of them?
An eggistential crisis.
This flood is devastating. Everything in my kitchen ended up sinking with the exception of a carton of ice cream and some root beer.
They stayed afloat.
My brother just hit me with a milk carton
How dairy
My brother just threw a milk carton at me
How dairy.
Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31.
Unlike me, it had a date on New Year's Eve.
They say drinking milk makes you stronger...
So I drank a carton of milk, and then I tried to push my fridge and it didn't even budge.
Frustrated, I decided to drink a bottle of vodka, and guess what happened?
The fridge moved itself
When I'm buying milk, the clerk always says "Do you want your milk in a bag?"
I always say "No just keep it in the carton."
I like to see who's awake at Target. :)
What has 20 butts and kills people?
A cigarette carton
Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway?
Pulp Fiction
A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...
The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."
"You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."
Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
No, just leave it in the carton.
What's the Difference between Australia and a carton of milk left out in the sun for 200 years?
At least after 200 years, the milk grows some culture...
Shopping with dad...
At the supermarket buying milk.
Cashier: "Would you like the milk in a bag?"
Old man: "Nah mate, just leave it in the carton"
Haha, classic dad joke!
A wife asks her husband, Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.
A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.
Why did you buy six cartons of milk? the wife asks.
He replies, They had avocados.
A Spaniard is walking through a grocery store
He spies a carton on the shelf labeled "Soy Milk"
He smiles to himself and says softly "yes you are"
I pranked my roommate by taking his carton of eggs and rearranged them so he couldn't tell which egg was which.
He did not like my yolk.
How much milk do cars drink?
A car-ton full
A lady goes to the supermarket
She brings all her items to the cashier who looks at everything closely as he scans them: 6 eggs, two tomatoes, two cucumbers, one onion, and one carton of milk. After the last item he looks to her and says "you're single aren't you?"
She looks from her items back at him incredulously "Yes! How did you know?"
"Because you're ugly"
I told my wife to quit thinking outside the box.
So she bought a new refrigerator and did a crossword puzzle inside the carton.
An old man threw a carton of milk at me today.
How bloody dairy.
What Are We Eating?
A can of tuna has a picture of a tuna fish
A pack of Ham has a picture of a pig
Turkey has a picture of a turkey
Egg carton has a picture of a chicken
Beef has a picture of a cow
Dogfood has a picture of a dog
I used to be able to go to the store with only a quarter and come back with a carton of milk, but now I have to pay five whole dollars.
Some people blame inflation, but personally, I blame the security cameras.
The checker at the grocery store asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I told her to leave it in the carton.
I've probably told checkers that 100 times, and not once did they get the joke.
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