The Best 10 Cartographer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cartographer jokes. There are some cartographer compass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartographer integrate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cartographer Jokes and Puns

Why did the cartographer get kicked out of map making club

He had a bad latitude

There was a cartographer that groped his coworker

No sense of boundaries

A cartographer is asked to make a giant topographic map

He is very meticulous, agonizing over every little detail on the map. After months of work, he nervously presents it to his client, who says it's perfect and commissions another big project. As he leaves the meeting, the cartographer takes a deep breath, turns to his assistant, and says, "I was really worried he wouldn't like it, but that was a huge relief."

She was dating a cartographer

Their relation went south.

Did you hear about the blind cartographer who groped his coworker?

He has no sense of boundaries...

What did the pornstar say to the midget cartographer?

I don't usually come this way

Did you hear about the pissed-off cartographer tasked with redrawing the map of Canada's largest territory?

He was halving Nunavut.

How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.

Two cartographers, Mercator and Mollweide are sitting in a room

Mercator: Your map has too much distortion!

Mollweide: Looks like you have a problem with projection...

What do you call a dog cartographer?


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