The Best 13 Carto Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carto jokes. There are some carto wife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carto tit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carto Jokes and Puns

Cartoonist found dead in his home.

Details are sketchy.

A cartoonist died in his home...

Details are sketchy.

Why did the cartographer get kicked out of map making club

He had a bad latitude

Carto joke, Why did the cartographer get kicked out of map making club

A cartographer is asked to make a giant topographic map

He is very meticulous, agonizing over every little detail on the map. After months of work, he nervously presents it to his client, who says it's perfect and commissions another big project. As he leaves the meeting, the cartographer takes a deep breath, turns to his assistant, and says, "I was really worried he wouldn't like it, but that was a huge relief."

I like my cartoons like Woody Allen likes his women...

Barely legal and asian.


Which cartoon character have you seen live?

Donald Duck

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.

Carto joke, Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway?

Pulp Fiction

what cartoon bear smells?

winnie the p u

Two cartographers, Mercator and Mollweide are sitting in a room

Mercator: Your map has too much distortion!

Mollweide: Looks like you have a problem with projection...

A cartoonist was found dead in his home yesterday.

Police say the details surrounding the case are sketchy.

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A cartoonist was found dead in his apartment..

details surrounding the murder seem sketchy.

A Cartooniat found dead.

Police says the details are sketchy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carto home jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carto cartoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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