The Best 8 Cartesian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cartesian jokes. There are some cartesian euler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartesian linear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cartesian Jokes and Puns

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?


If a woman asks you

What's your favorite part of my body? Always go with the answer: "your mind".

Unless she's a Cartesian Dualist. Then you should just tell her the truth.

I'm the worst at transforming functions on a Cartesian plane.

I often get lost in translation.

I was once grouped with my friend about a project on the Cartesian grid...

...i told him "I guess we're on the same plane then"

What is a polar bear ?

It's a cartesian bear which changed its coordinates.

What does the Cartesian train say?

I think I am, I think I am

Hey girl can I get your Cartesian Coordinates

Because you're on point

What do you call Kanye's wife on an X/Y plane?

Kim Cartesian.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cartesian iceis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cartesian hyperbolic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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