Cartel Jokes
32 cartel jokes and hilarious cartel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cartel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cartel Short Jokes
Short cartel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cartel humour may include short carton jokes also.
- What did Pablo Escobar say when he was ratted out by members of his own cartel? "I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
- A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks.
- A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
- Do you know how much pressure did the Cartel put on the Columbian goverment in the 80s? 1 escobar
- Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific? He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.
- What do an interrogation specialist and a drug cartel have in common? They're both good at making people crack!
- Wanted to go for a walk in the park today... I had to end up asking a drug cartel member to smuggle me in!
- My jokes are like diamonds. The demand for them is manipulated by a cartel to create artificial scarcity and drive up profit margins.
- Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs I guess the drones got too high and crashed
- I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan
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Cartel One Liners
Which cartel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cartel? I can suggest the ones about billboard and gangs.
- What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a mafia lord? Probably killed.
- I got my Hair cut by the Mexican Mafia But you Cartel.
- [OC] What do Mexican kindergartners do on the last Friday of every month? Car show and Cartel
- What do you call human tissue that is associated with drug traffickers? Cartel-age
- Local gangstas got into the food industry. Burritos a la cartel.
- What happens when the cartels execute a guy? A hole in Juan
- The Mexican cartel asked a hacker for help Hacker: Sorry guys, I can't crack this.
- How are the cartels going to get drugs over the new 30 foot wall after it's built?
- If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in m**...'"
- Why do cartels, always cut c**... with Tide? It softens the blow!
- How is the human body similar to large i**... drug manufacturers? Cartel-age
- What does the Mexican cartel do after every m**...? They move onto the next Juan.
- What do you call the mexican r**... cartel? El faco
Howlingly Hilarious Cartel Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about cartel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean milk carton jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cartel pranks.
"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
Steve Harvey cartel joke!
Steve Harvey : Are you sure you read correctly? Should I go back? Tell me what to do!
Gabriela Tafur : You're forgiven, don't worry.
Steve Harvey : You've forgiven me but the cartel has not. They're not handling it the same way.
