Cartel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cartel jokes. Read cartel quequeque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartel cholo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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What did Pablo Escobar say when he was ratted out by members of his own cartel?

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"

What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord?

Probably killed.

"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."

Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.

Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.

And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."

And you leave it there.

And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.

And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"

To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel

He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks.

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel

The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.

Do you know how much pressure did the Cartel put on the Columbian goverment in the 80s?

1 escobar

If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan

It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"

Cartel joke, If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan

Why do cartels, always cut c**... with Tide?

It softens the blow!

Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific?

He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.

I got my Hair cut by the Mexican Mafia

But you Cartel.

What do an interrogation specialist and a drug cartel have in common?

They're both good at making people crack!

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Steve Harvey cartel joke!

Steve Harvey : Are you sure you read correctly? Should I go back? Tell me what to do!

Gabriela Tafur : You're forgiven, don't worry.

Steve Harvey : You've forgiven me but the cartel has not. They're not handling it the same way.

Wanted to go for a walk in the park today...

I had to end up asking a drug cartel member to smuggle me in!

[OC] What do Mexican kindergartners do on the last Friday of every month?

Car show and Cartel

Local gangstas got into the food industry.

Burritos a la cartel.

What does the Mexican cartel do after every m**...?

They move onto the next Juan.

Cartel joke, What does the Mexican cartel do after every m**...?

My jokes are like diamonds.

The demand for them is manipulated by a cartel to create artificial scarcity and drive up profit margins.

What happens when the cartels execute a guy?

A hole in Juan

The Mexican cartel asked a hacker for help

Hacker: Sorry guys, I can't crack this.

Mexican cartel drones were found near the border in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs

I guess the drones got too high and crashed

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