Following is our collection of funny Cartel jokes. There are some cartel quequeque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cartel cholo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
Probably killed.
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.
And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."
And you leave it there.
And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.
And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"
To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"
He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks.
The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
1 escobar
It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"
It softens the blow!
He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.
They're both good at making people crack!
Steve Harvey : Are you sure you read correctly? Should I go back? Tell me what to do!
Gabriela Tafur : You're forgiven, don't worry.
Steve Harvey : You've forgiven me but the cartel has not. They're not handling it the same way.
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I had to end up asking a drug cartel member to smuggle me in!
Car show and Cartel
Burritos a la cartel.
But you Cartel.
They move onto the next Juan.
The demand for them is manipulated by a cartel to create artificial scarcity and drive up profit margins.
A hole in Juan
Hacker: Sorry guys, I can't crack this.
I guess the drones got too high and crashed
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cartel mexico jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cartel narco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.