Carte Jokes

Funniest Carte Short Jokes

Short carte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carte humour may include short cuisine jokes also.

1. What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables....
2. To the lady with all the screaming kids at Walmart who's wondering how the box of condoms got into her cart... You're welcome
3. Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
4. My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the cart and my God the temptation was strong... It was just last week that I quit smoking cold turkey
5. It's Trump's wedding anniversary in a few days and in a rare tender moment, he described the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania... ..and clicked 'add to cart'
6. How do you buy unlimited kid's toys? Well first, you add a kid's item to your cart.
   And then another...
   And then another...
   Add infant item
7. Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart." Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."
8. You can't just pick and choose which tenets of Islam you uphold. There's no Allah-carte option.
9. I ran in to a midget with my shopping cart at Walmart... Me: "I'm really sorry. Are you alright?"
   Midget: "I'm not happy!"
   Me: "Well, which one are you?"
10. My uncle has a horse that's a very good artist! He can only draw carriages, carts, and wagons, but that's good for a horse...

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Carte One Liners

Which carte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carte? I can suggest the ones about buffet and dine.

1. What do you call a wheelbarrow full of Qurans? a la carte.
   I'm so sorry.
2. How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte.
3. Aldi's low prices aren't only on food. They have shopping carts for just a quarter!
4. Why was the shopping cart sad? It was getting pushed around.
5. What's the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity? Allah-cart.
6. Where do pianists put their groceries while they shop? In a Chopin cart.
7. The Cart Titan walks into a bar The bartender asks Why the long face?
8. What's a Muslim's favorite place to grab a snack? Allah carte
9. When do you fix the tire on a golf cart? When there's a hole in one.
10. What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage
11. What did the golf carts nickname the Car who played golf? The Parking
12. Whats ISIS Favourite type of menu? À la carte
13. If you find a shopping cart in your bathroom, you're either homeless... Or a parent
14. What's harder than carting a quarter-horse? Cutting it up.
15. Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no.

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What funny jokes about carte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carte pranks.