The Best 14 Carte Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carte jokes. There are some carte buffet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carte resturant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carte Jokes and Puns

What do you call a wheelbarrow full of Qurans?

a la carte.

I'm so sorry.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Carte joke, How do Muslims like their food served?

How do Muslims order their hashbrowns?

Allah Carte

Why did the Muslim only order a side of french fries?

Because he prefers his food Allah carte.


Rene De Carte Walks into A Bar

Rene De Carte walks into a bar.

The bartender asked if he wanted a drink.

De Carte responded with I think not

De Carte disappears.

Why is Carter Page refusing to comment?

He's all tapped out.

Carte joke, Why is Carter Page refusing to comment?

What's a Muslim's favorite place to grab a snack?

Allah carte

Why do cartels, always cut cocaine with Tide?

It softens the blow!

What did the Muslim do when he went to the restaurant?

He ordered Allah Carte.

Whats ISIS Favourite type of menu?

À la carte

You can explore carte cuisine reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean carte hors dad jokes. There are also carte puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is Osama bin Laden's favourite way to dine?

Aaaalllllaaaahhhhh carte.

What does the Cartesian train say?

I think I am, I think I am

What happens when the cartels execute a guy?

A hole in Juan

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carte una jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carte dine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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