The Best 24 Carson Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Carson Jokes and Puns

A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...

it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"

Dangerfield on Carson: : "One night my wife went out and her car was stolen"

"I asked her 'did you see what he looked like?' She said, 'no but I got the license plate number.'"

I have a friend named Arson!

His name is actually Carson, but we call him that because he's blind

Carson joke, I have a friend named Arson!

I think my gran has Alzheimer's.

She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex.

My son, Carson, asked me where he got his name

I told him, "well you were conceived in the backseat of my car, so you're our car-son"

A woman has a child while driving to the hospital...

They named him Carson.

Johnny Carson Classic

The air quality in Los Angeles is so bad...
How bad is it?
When locals want to breathe fresh air, they suck the air out of tires from cars with out-of-state license plates.

Carson joke, Johnny Carson Classic

[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Ben Carson was asked why he didn't want to be Secretary of State.

He answered: ""

You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education.

I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.

Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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Where do otters come from?

Otter space.

[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]

What do you call a male baby from the Cars universe?


Our car delivered a baby boy, we named the baby Ben.

Ben Carson.

Ben Carson is going to be our next president.

Cause once you go black, you never go back.

With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...

Once you go black, you never go back.

Carson 2016

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If Lightning McQueen had a son, what would his name be?

cody, because he's a Carson

Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far....

and the other one has voted for Ben Carson.

What does Carson Daily do when he wants to know the forecast for the week?

He asks his wife

What do Kanye West and Ben Carson have in common?

They both troll black people.

Ben Carson looks like he's doing an impression of...

Bill Cosby and one of his victims at the same time.

Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA

He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.

Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever

Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage.

Ben Carson

If elected President, what will Dr. Ben Carson's first executive action be?

Nominate Donald Trump as as a candidate for Secretary of "De-Fence"

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