Carson Jokes

Funniest Carson Short Jokes

Short carson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carson humour may include short panther jokes also.

1. Dangerfield on Carson: : "One night my wife went out and her car was stolen" "I asked her 'did you see what he looked like?' She said, 'no but I got the license plate number.'"
2. I have a friend named Arson! His name is actually Carson, but we call him that because he's blind
3. 1973 joke by Johnny Carson You know, we’ve got all sorts of shortages these days. But have you heard the latest? I’m not kidding. I saw it in the papers. There’s an acute shortage of toilet paper!
4. My son, Carson, asked me where he got his name I told him, "well you were conceived in the backseat of my car, so you're our car-son"
5. [Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
6. Ben Carson was asked why he didn't want to be Secretary of State. He answered: "to...me....everyone...seems...like...they...are...always...Russian."
7. You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain.
8. Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring. He really opened a lot of young minds!
9. Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all
10. Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson.

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Carson One Liners

Which carson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carson? I can suggest the ones about elected and .

1. A woman has a child while driving to the hospital... They named him Carson.
2. What do you call a male baby from the Cars universe? Carson
3. Our car delivered a baby boy, we named the baby Ben. Ben Carson.
4. If Lightning McQueen had a son, what would his name be? cody, because he's a Carson
5. Mike Pence is being chased through a Carson City neighborhood by an angry madam.
6. How do you make Ben Carson yell? Watch a movie with him.
7. Ben Carson tried to kill someone. Don't worry. He didn't impale.

Unearthly Funniest Carson Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about carson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carson pranks.