The Best 8 Carryon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carryon jokes. There are some carryon flight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carryon wheelchairs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carryon Jokes and Puns

An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are flying together in a small plane

The American gets up, goes to the window (it's not *that* small a plane) pulls a wad of money out of his pocket, and throws it out the window.

"In America, we have plenty of money. We can just throw it away."

The Russian, not to be outdone, rummages in his carry-on bag, pulls out a beautiful fur coat, and throws it out the window.

"In Russia, we have plenty of furs. We can just throw them away!"

The Ukrainian gets up, picks up the Russian, throws him out the window.

"In Ukraine, we have plenty of Russians!"

My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?"

I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."

After the accident

The juggler didn'ty have the balls to carry.on

Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?

They tried to carry-on my wayward son.

Heavy carry-on

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed.
No more, the man said. Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!


A vulture tries to get on an airplane

A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing.

The pilot stops him saying, "Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....

yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do the allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a flight?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carryon vulture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carryon man piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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