Carryon Jokes
6 carryon jokes and hilarious carryon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carryon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Carryon Jokes With Friends
Heartwarming Carryon Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good carryon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are flying together in a small plane
The American gets up, goes to the window (it's not *that* small a plane) pulls a w**... of money out of his pocket, and throws it out the window.
"In America, we have plenty of money. We can just throw it away."
The Russian, not to be outdone, rummages in his carry-on bag, pulls out a beautiful fur coat, and throws it out the window.
"In Russia, we have plenty of furs. We can just throw them away!"
The ukrainian gets up, picks up the Russian, throws him out the window.
"In Ukraine, we have plenty of Russians!"
An American, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are flying together in a plane.
The American gets up, goes to the window pulls a w**... of money out of his pocket, and throws it out the window.
"In America, we have plenty of money. We can just throw it away."
The Russian, not to be outdone, rummages in his carry-on bag, pulls out a beautiful fur coat, and throws it out the window.
"In Russia, we have plenty of furs. We can just throw them away!"
The Ukrainian gets up, picks up the Russian, throws him out the window.
"In Ukraine, we have plenty of Russians!"
My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?"
I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."
After the accident
The juggler didn'ty have the b**... to carry.on
Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?
They tried to carry-on my wayward son.
Heavy carry-on
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed.
No more, the man said. Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
Share These Carryon Jokes With Friends