The Best 8 Carrots Orange Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carrots Orange jokes. There are some carrots orange jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carrots orange puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carrots Orange Jokes and Puns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

One of my favorite Reagan jokes:

A Soviet Diplomat goes to one of the farms in Russia, and approaches the farmer.

How are the carrots doing? Said the Diplomat.

Oh, the carrots are as big and orange as ever! Replies the farmer.

I see, and how are the beets?

Oh, sir, if Gorbachev saw these beets, he would cry with joy!

And what about the potatoes?

Sir, if we stacked the potatoes, they would be high enough to reach God!

The diplomat stares for a minute. But comrade, we don't believe in god.

Oh, good. Says the farmer. Because there are no potatoes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot (this is genuinely one of my all time favourites of this genre of joke)

Sometimes when you eat too much carrot,

you turn orange and you run for presidency.

Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight?

They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha


What us orange and sounds like a parrot?

'A carrot'

Re: Alan Davies.

What do you get when rabbis eat too many carrots?

Orange juice.

What do you call a mildly aggressive but angsty orange vegetable?

A beta carrot teen.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carrots orange jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carrots orange piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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