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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
One of my favorite Reagan jokes:
A Soviet Diplomat goes to one of the farms in Russia, and approaches the farmer.
How are the carrots doing? Said the Diplomat.
Oh, the carrots are as big and orange as ever! Replies the farmer.
I see, and how are the beets?
Oh, sir, if Gorbachev saw these beets, he would cry with joy!
And what about the potatoes?
Sir, if we stacked the potatoes, they would be high enough to reach God!
The diplomat stares for a minute. But comrade, we don't believe in god.
Oh, good. Says the farmer. Because there are no potatoes.
What happens when you feed a hen too many carrots?
You get orange chicken!
Sometimes when you eat too much carrot,
you turn orange and you run for presidency.
Why is rust on a car orange?
Because its true car-rot
Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight?
They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha
What us orange and sounds like a parrot?
'A carrot'
Re: Alan Davies.
What do you get when rabbis eat too many carrots?
Orange juice.
What do you call a mildly aggressive but angsty orange vegetable?
A beta carrot teen.
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