Carrot Jokes

Funniest Carrot Short Jokes

Short carrot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carrot humour may include short turnip jokes also.

1. I couldn't find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they'd seen it... Apparently, she left me two days ago...
2. What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
3. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
4. Scene at the supermarket... Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified?
   Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask?
   Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?
5. Two Snowmen are in a field... ...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
   My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.
6. I spent an hour looking for that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots. Then I realised she's at work.
7. What did one snowman say to the other on the winter solstice? "Do you carrot all about the cold?"
8. What's the square root of Minecraft? There's three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
9. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the fridge? He was trying to find his nose!
10. Two rabbits are eating carrots ...from farmer Brown's field. One turns to the other and says, "This carrot is pithy." The other rabbit says, "I guess so. I just pithed on it."

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Carrot One Liners

Which carrot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carrot? I can suggest the ones about radish and potato.

1. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
2. How do you make gold soup ? Put 24 carrots in it
3. how do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot.
4. What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store? Picking his nose
5. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts
6. What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend? A 24-carrot ring
7. What do you call a tomato that self-identifies as a carrot? A transplant.
8. One snowman says to the other snowman, "do you smell carrots?"
9. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
10. Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.
11. What did the religous carrot say to the cabbage? Peas be with you.
12. What do you call a carrot that talks back to you? A fresh vegetable.
13. I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots.
14. Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions.
15. What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot

Carrot Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny carrot up jokes and even better carrot up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man flashes a woman at the grocery store She says " Oh my gosh ! Thank you ! I almost forgot to get baby carrots
• I saw a disgusting thing at the grocery today. A snowman rummaging through the carrots?! I mean picking your nose in public? Come on.
• My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any C s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes. He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
• Police were called to the scene of a suspected mass grave of snowmen upon further investigation, it was determined to be a carrot patch
• The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen. He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me....
  Very scary, when you are dicing with death.
• My 7 year old sister just told me this Friend: Why do people call you a carrot?
  Me: Because I do not *carrot* all
• I heard U.S. Senator Herb Kohl once wrote a bill that would standardize the ratios of carrots, mayonnaise, and cabbage in his favorite side dish. He called it Kohl's Law.
• A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"
• What happens when you feed a hen too many carrots? You get orange chicken!
• The UK have just introduced a new law Whenever you buy Mayonaise it's now compulsory that you buy Cabbage and Carrots with it. They're referring to it as Coles Law

Rabbit And Carrot Jokes

Here is a list of funny rabbit and carrot jokes and even better rabbit and carrot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them.
• How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses
• What does the rich rabbit wear? 24 carrots
• How do you catch a rabbit? Lie in a field and make carrot noises.
  Thanks, I'll grab my coat.
• Why does a rabbit like diamonds? Because they are measured in carrots.
• How to know if a rabbit is depressed? He no longer carrot all about his life
• How do you find a lost rabbit? Make a carrot noise.
• What did one rabbit say to the other? Wanna play hide the carrot?
• What do rabbits eat when listening to Bruno Mars? 24 Carrots
• What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you.

Snowman Carrot Jokes

Here is a list of funny snowman carrot jokes and even better snowman carrot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a snowman without a carrot? Nobody nose.
• Why was the snowman so upset? Because somebody had stolen his nose and the police didn't carrot all!
• I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says "Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"
• How can you tell if it's a snowman or a snow woman? The snowman has two carrots
• By popular demand, a joke from the perspective of a woman "The best part about 69ing a snowman is the carrot"
• What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get outta my face!
• A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what?
  Snowman 2: What?
  Snowman 1: You smell like carrots
  ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before
• Why did Frosty the snowman get arrested? He was caught in a playground with his carrot exposed

Carrot Top Jokes

Here is a list of funny carrot top jokes and even better carrot top puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make a ginger snap? Call them "carrot top"
• Why did Carrot Top go to the hood? To get props.
• I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top.. ..but I give him props!

Carrot Cake Jokes

Here is a list of funny carrot cake jokes and even better carrot cake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't snowmen like carrot cake? Because they think it tastes like boogers!
• My grandma told me that hair is the secret ingredient in her famous carrot cake She says it tastes better when you put real keratin

Cheeky Carrot Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about carrot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegetable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carrot pranks.