Carrot Cake Jokes
4 carrot cake jokes and hilarious carrot cake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carrot cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Carrot Cake Jokes that Make You Laugh
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Oldest cake joke
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do have a carrot cake now.
The rabbit says: sorry, I'll have to take my business somewhere else: I'm highly alergic and can't risk cross-contamination.
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
Because they think it tastes like boogers!
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Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake on their cake day?
Tastes like boogers
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Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!
These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really j**... up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."
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