The Best 8 Carroll Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carroll jokes. There are some carroll lewis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carroll conway puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carroll Jokes and Puns

You hear Pete Carroll is getting recruited for a new job..

Yeah, he is getting offers from the Pope at the Vatican! The Pope said that if he can make 100 million people say "Jesus Christ" at the same time, he needs to work for the Catholic Church

I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile

He passed.

Pete Carroll was approached by a prostitute offering to cheer him up on the house after the super bowl.

He said, 'I'll pass."

The Pope invited Pete Carroll to a private audience.

The Pope needed his advice, apparently Pete was the only man on earth that could get one million people, at the same time, to stand up and say "JESUS CHRIST"

Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll...

...however, Carroll said "I'll pass."


Seattle COULD have won the Super Bowl, but Pete Carroll said:

I'll pass.

Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion?

A: A very merry unbirthday.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

"I'm just here so I don't get find."

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