The Best 5 Carrion Birds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carrion Birds jokes. There are some carrion birds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carrion birds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carrion Birds Jokes and Puns

A young buzzard is bringing his new boyfriend home...

He turns to his dad and says "So, what are we having for dinner?"

The father bird clears his throat.

"Carrion, my gay bird son. There'll be peas when you are done."

A man walks into an airport with a pet vulture

He approaches the terminal gates, but airport security stops him.

"Your vulture has to be checked in, and shipped with the luggage." Security said.

The man replied "What do you mean checked in? This is my carrion bird."

A son, who had rejected his father's wish for him to follow in his footsteps as an ornithologist and left home as a young man, returns many years later. After dinner, the two go for a walk.

The son sees a large bird flying overhead. Out of a sincere desire to reconnect, he points it out, and says, "Father, is that a hawk?"

Understanding the gesture, the father does not want to correct his son by informing him that it is actually a vulture. Instead, he offers a hint.

"Carrion, my wayward son."

Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture?

Because it's a carrion bird.

I met a vulture trainer on a flight.

He said the birds travel better if you let them bring their carrion.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carrion birds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carrion birds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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