Carrier Jokes
35 carrier jokes and hilarious carrier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carrier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some lighthearted jokes to bring a smile to your face? Look no further! This article is packed with hilarious carrier jokes that involve everything from mail carriers, to baby carriers, to aircraft carriers. Start highlighting your favorite ones today!
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- Short Carrier Jokes
- Carrier One Liners
- Carrier Bag Jokes
- Carrier Pigeon Jokes
- Mail Carrier Jokes
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Funniest Carrier Short Jokes
Short carrier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carrier humour may include short cargo jokes also.
- Over 100 Coronavirus cases have been reported on the British Navy's flagship HMS Queen Elizabeth. Other ships in the fleet have been told to keep their distance as it's a carrier.
- Statistically, older people are the most common carriers of AIDS... Hearing Aids, Walking Aids, Seeing Aids...
- Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers? They're all about force projection.
- How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag? You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!) - Do you think back in the day people would write each other jokes by carrier pigeons? Like would they get them or would it just fly over their heads?
- My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier.
- Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin, can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
- I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away.
- What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier? No mas.
- How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
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Carrier One Liners
Which carrier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carrier? I can suggest the ones about vehicle and receiver.
- What do you call a postwoman pregnant with a son? A male carrier.
- My friend is obsessed with aircraft carriers He warships them
- Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? Because they're male men
- What is Goku's cellular carrier of choice? SaiyanT&T
- What do you call a pregnant man who's also a postal worker? A male carrier
- What's the US Navy's biggest and longest serving aircraft carrier? The USS Great Britain.
- Yo mama's so fat... Everytime she enters a room everyone says "Carrier has arrived".
- What cell carrier do Mormons use? v**... Mobile
Carrier Bag Jokes
Here is a list of funny carrier bag jokes and even better carrier bag puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year. ^^
Carrier Pigeon Jokes
Here is a list of funny carrier pigeon jokes and even better carrier pigeon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With Net Neutrality gone I'm finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons You may laugh now, but you won't be when my pigeon deliver n**... faster than your service provider
Mail Carrier Jokes
Here is a list of funny mail carrier jokes and even better mail carrier puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife convinced me to try some roleplay. She said she wanted to be a s**... mail-carrier.
She's so good at it, she even keeps delivering to the neighbor's house on accident.
Fun-Filled Carrier Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about carrier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transport jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carrier pranks.
A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.
He turns on his signal lamp and sends, Change your course, 10 degrees west.
The light signals back, Change yours, 10 degrees east.
The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, I'm a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.
The light signals back, I'm a s**... First Class. You must change your course, sir.
Now the captain is mad. He signals, I'm an aircraft carrier. I'm not changing my course.
The light signals back a final message: I'm a lighthouse. Your call.
I went to a liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.
I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I tied it to my bicycle carrier.
I was about to leave. Then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the JD before I rode back.
Finally it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
A Navy ship hailed a civilian at sea...
**Navy**: We ask that you divert your course 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Civilian**: Negative. Recommend that *you* divert 15 degrees north, to avoid collision.
**Navy**: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
**Civilian**: Negative. I say again, recommend you change course.
**Navy**: This is the aircraft carrier *Enterprise*! We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy! Divert your course *immediately*!
**Civilian**: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle.
A Brit, Mexican, and a Texan are all on a carrier plane heading towards battle. The pilot over coms says
"There is to much wait on the plane, someone will have to jump off"
The Brit then goes to the exit of the plane and says,
"For the Queen!"
He then jumps off.
The pilot says
"We are still to heavy, one more person has to jump off"
So the Texan screams "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"
Then trows the Mexican off.
The aircraft carrier captain saw a light whilst at sea
"Tell the signalman to warn that boat to turn to port to avoid a collision."
But the light flashes back "\*YOU\* turn to port to avoid a collision."
The captain, incensed, sends the message "This is a 200 kiloton aircraft carrier with 50 warplanes, atomic bombs and cruise missiles! \*YOU\* turn to the left to avoid a collision!"
The light flashes back "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
A Navy Aircraft carrier and its entourage were traversing out at sea when they get a signal of an approaching mass.
They comm it and express for them to move out of their way they were on a mission of high importance. "Negative sir we cannot accommodate your request" The admiral quite taken aback exclaims that "Its not a request son, this is the United States Navy Aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan flanked by two naval war ships and a submarine. I repeat edit your bearings and move out of our way!" "Negative sir, were a lighthouse, so its your call!"
(Someone told that this actually happened one time)
A paper bag walks into the doctors because he's feeling a little down
Has some tests and come back a week later.
Doctor says, "I'm sorry son, but you're h**... positive"
The bag is in disbelief "How can this happen, I'm a paper bag?"
"Have you ever had unprotected s**...?"
"We'll no, I'm a paper bag"
"What about sharing needles"
"No doc, I can't even do drugs, I'm a paper bag"
" Well there's only 1 other explanation, your mum must have been a carrier"
A postal carrier is working on a new beat.......
when all of a sudden he comes upon a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT!
Befuddled, he looks down the walk and into the garden and, sure enough, there is indeed a parrot sitting on its perch.
He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on its perch.
The mailman opens the gate and walks into the garden.
He gets as far as the parrot's perch, when suddenly the parrot calls out: "REX, ATTACK!"
The secret to World Peace has been discovered!!
Everyone must drink Pepsi while having their phone carrier changed to T-Mobile and drive a Dodge Ram truck!
And make the world a better, cleaner place by using Tide!
A brown paper bag visits the doctor.
A brown paper bag visits the doctor, who gives them some terrible news.
"I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you have a genetic disease."
The brown paper bag, understandably, is horrified, "But how can that be? I'm a brown paper bag!"
The doctor replies, "Yes, but one of your parents must have been a carrier."
If two Hawaiians are having a conversation on the U.S.S. Nimitz...
... do they speak carrier pidgin?
A wise man told me that the mobile network carrier you choose says a lot about your life
No wonder I use v**... Mobile.
