Carrier Bag Jokes
5 carrier bag jokes and hilarious carrier bag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carrier bag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Carrier Bag Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good carrier bag joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag?
You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!)
Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin,
can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A paper bag walks into the doctors because he's feeling a little down
Has some tests and come back a week later.
Doctor says, "I'm sorry son, but you're h**... positive"
The bag is in disbelief "How can this happen, I'm a paper bag?"
"Have you ever had unprotected s**...?"
"We'll no, I'm a paper bag"
"What about sharing needles"
"No doc, I can't even do drugs, I'm a paper bag"
" Well there's only 1 other explanation, your mum must have been a carrier"
A brown paper bag visits the doctor.
A brown paper bag visits the doctor, who gives them some terrible news.
"I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you have a genetic disease."
The brown paper bag, understandably, is horrified, "But how can that be? I'm a brown paper bag!"
The doctor replies, "Yes, but one of your parents must have been a carrier."
I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year.
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