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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage?
The Force Awakens
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Carrie Fisher used to do c**.... What was her favourite movie on it?
The Empire Strikes Crack.
Carrie Fisher is amazing,
she really would do anything to hype a new Star Wars movie.
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A young man shows up...
...to pick up a girl, Carrie, for their first date. When he rings the doorbell, Carrie's father answers the door and says, "Carrie is still getting ready, but she'll come downstairs in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and tell me what your plans are for this evening?"
The young man replies, "Well, sir, I guess I just figured we'd go to a soda shop or see a movie or something."
To which the father replies, "Well, those are nice ideas, but you know what Carrie really loves? She loves to screw. Why, she'd screw all night if you let her. Why don't you two do that?"
To which the young man delightedly replies, "Well, yes, that sounds like a great idea!"
Just then Carrie comes down the stairs and the couple leaves.
A few minutes later she bursts back into the house, slams the door and yells, "d**... Daddy, it's called the twist!"
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