The Best 30 Carrie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carrie jokes. There are some carrie francis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carrie carrie underwood puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carrie Jokes and Puns

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...

I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Carrie joke, Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me.

She told me she was at the mall with her friend Carrie. Thing is, Carrie was sleeping right next to me!

Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?

When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.


2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice

It blows.

(Get well soon Carrie)

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

Carrie joke, Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral

Pew Pew Pew

I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died

I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice

In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away...

...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy

Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.

People we lost in 2016:

Carrie Fisher
Prince
David Bowie
Ronda Rousey

What did the star wars clone say to the other clone?

"I missed Carrie Fisher before it was cool"

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Wham!

Carrie joke, Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Rain Drop, Drop Trop.

Cocaine made Carrie Fisher's heart stop.

What do Debbie Reynolds and 70's teenagers have in common?

They both stroked because they wanted to be with Carrie

Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren.

How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?


It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack.

If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.

I'm writing a Carrie Fisher tribute album

It'll be called "Looking For Love In Alderraan Places".

Say what you will about her, but Carrie Fisher died doing what she loved...

Drugs.

If you think you have telekinetic powers like Carrie White's then you should ...

Keep calm and NOT Carrie ON ....!

ME: Siri, what time is it?

ALEXA: Who is Siri?

ME: Haha Alexa, I meant Alexa

ALEXA: Ok but who is Siri?

ME:...

ALEXA: Playing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

I carried an egg around in my pocket for 3 days before it broke.

I'm just glad it's ova

What's 7 inches long and hasn't been smoked in 2 years?

Carrie Fisher's crackpipe

Did you hear about the country singer who drowned?

Carrie Underwater

Did you hear they're making a Mr Men book about a woman that can't have children?

It's called Little Miss Carrie.

What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage?

The Force Awakens

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

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