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1. It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack. If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.
2. Carrie Fisher dead at 60. Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."
3. Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren. How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
4. I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice
5. What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage? The Force Awakens
6. I'm writing a Carrie Fisher tribute album It'll be called "Looking For Love In Alderraan Places".
7. What did the star wars clone say to the other clone? "I missed Carrie Fisher before it was cool"
8. In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.
9. Why is doing coke with Carrie Fisher on a train fun? Cause she's already on a couple of rails.
10. What did Carrie Fisher ask George Michael to do before he died? Wake her up before he go go'd

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Carrie Fisher One Liners

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1. What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.
2. Say what you will about her, but Carrie Fisher died doing what she loved... Drugs.
3. Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... Wham!
4. Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo.
5. People we lost in 2016: Carrie Fisher
   Prince
   David Bowie
   Ronda Rousey
6. Why did Carrie Fisher cross the road? She didn't...
   She's dead.
7. What lies on its back, one thousand feet in the air? Carrie Fisher
8. What is it called when Carrie Fisher dies right after George Michael? A double WHAM!-my.
9. Did you hear Carrie Fisher died? She Leia down forever.
10. Carrie Fisher dies... The 2016 strikes back!
11. Why is a cardiologist like an acting coach? Neither could save Carrie Fisher.
12. Carrie Fisher can finally be Leia'd to rest
13. Carrie Fisher is dead? Revenge of the Sith II confirmed.
14. How did Carrie Fisher eat her last meal? She used the forks.
15. Carrie Fisher is amazing, she really would do anything to hype a new Star Wars movie.

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