The Best 18 Carrie Fisher Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Carrie Fisher Jokes and Puns

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack.

If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren.

How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?


What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral

Pew Pew Pew

Say what you will about her, but Carrie Fisher died doing what she loved...

Drugs.

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Wham!

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Rain Drop, Drop Trop.

Cocaine made Carrie Fisher's heart stop.

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What's 7 inches long and hasn't been smoked in 2 years?

Carrie Fisher's crackpipe

I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died

I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice

What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage?

The Force Awakens

I'm writing a Carrie Fisher tribute album

It'll be called "Looking For Love In Alderraan Places".

What did the star wars clone say to the other clone?

"I missed Carrie Fisher before it was cool"

People we lost in 2016:

Carrie Fisher
Prince
David Bowie
Ronda Rousey

In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away...

...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.

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