Carribean Jokes
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My vegetarian friend
My vegetarian friend believes that animals don't deserve to just die for our food, and she always lectures everybody about it. One day, I caught her having a Carribean takeaway, which was clearly chicken, so I did what she would've done and started going on about how that chicken didn't deserve to die just for her dinner.
She then said,
"If the menu said 'kind chicken' or 'loving chicken', then I wouldn't be eating it, but it says right here- j**... chicken'".
What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?
∫π's of the Carribean.
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What does a g**... at a carribean festival have in common with a panda?
He eats shoots and leaves!
Life of Riley.
A man says to his friend: 'I used to live the life of Riley; fast cars, beautiful women and holidays in the Carribean.'
His friend asks: 'What happened?'
His reply: 'Riley reported his credit card missing.'
In Trinidad and Tobago a steak pie will cost you $3.25
In Jamaica a steak pie will cost you $3.50
In Barbuda a steak pie will cost you $1.75
And these are the pie rates of the carribean
The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean
This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine
Me: my wife and I have decided to spend some time apart and she's gone on holiday to the Carribean to collect her thoughts.
Friend: Oh, Jamaica?
Me: no it was her decision actually
The interest rates for a loan in the carribean are...
3.14.
Did you hear about the rat in Jamaica who went around stealing desserts wherever he went?
He was a pie-rat of the Carribean
What do you call a stolen pirates movie?
Piracy of the Carribeans
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