Carriage Jokes
58 carriage jokes and hilarious carriage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carriage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know a good horse and carriage joke? Check out this compilation of funny jokes related to the classic form of transport. From comparing a horse and carriage to a train and its rails to the many compartments it fits into, you're sure to laugh out loud!
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Funniest Carriage Short Jokes
Short carriage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carriage humour may include short carrying jokes also.
- Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
- That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen "It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
- I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar. It's mother wasn't around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar.
- There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage. It's a little buggy.
- My uncle has a horse that's a very good artist! He can only draw carriages, carts, and wagons, but that's good for a horse...
- The doctor asks "Would you like to see the Misscarriage"? "Of course I want to see my daughter," snaps Mr. Carriage.
- Who's the most beautiful girl in the world who never managed to have children? Miss Carriage
- What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
- I saw a train with 40 carriages today, all carrying cargo containers. It was a freightening experiance.
- A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way. The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
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Carriage One Liners
Which carriage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carriage? I can suggest the ones about carried and transportation.
- What's the worst second name for a female teacher to have? Carriage.
- Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
- Why did I change my last name? SO my wife could have Ms. Carriage
- What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage
- What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!
- The world's worst child nurse? Ms. Carriage
- What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage
- I had a teacher named Misses Carriage in high school Good thing she didn't get married
- What do you call a female train? A Miss Carriage.
- What do you call an unmarried women who can't have children? Miss. Carriage
- Why can't the train lady have a baby? Because she's miss carriaged.^(is it morbid?)
- Did you hear about the teacher whose child died inside of her? Poor Mrs. Carriage
- Why did the Amish guy return his new carriage? It looked really nice, but it was buggy.
Horse And Carriage Jokes
Here is a list of funny horse and carriage jokes and even better horse and carriage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"? He said it goes without a hitch!
- What happened to the pregnant woman in labour who failed to board the horse wagon in time? She suffered a miss-carriage.
- I dont trust horses, Me and my wife once took a carriage ride and I fell asleep.
We woke up in a barn, and my wife was pregnant. - What group of words begins with "M" and ends with "arriage", and is kids favorite thing Midget Horse Carriage
- I never realized how artistic horses used to be Today someone told me there used to be horse drawn carriages everywhere...
Silly Carriage Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about carriage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carrying passenger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carriage pranks.
Hot woman with baby carriages
Isn't it just so dissapointing to see a beautiful girl with a baby carriage, the only consolation is when you notice that the baby is half black. Because then at least you know she's single.
The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."
On the train
I was sitting on the train this morning when a hot looking woman walked into the carriage in a tight, short skirt and a low cut top. As she sat down in the seat opposite me. I sat there thinking "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**..."
Then she did.
A man is taking his son for a walk...
A man takes his son for a walk in his carriage. As he pushes him along, the baby is screaming and crying.
He says "Calm down, Carl."
The baby continues to cry and make a scene.
"It's going to be okay, Carl," the father murmurs.
After a while, a woman approaches and starts speaking to him.
"You must really care about your son Carl to take him on a walk to calm him down."
"No, I'm Carl."
Four across...
Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:
"A word, four across, ending with unt..."
The other man asks him:
"Well, what's the clue?"
He replies:
"It just says 'a woman,' that's all."
"Aunt?"
"Ah, yes it is!"
The man looks down, nodding in agreement. Across the carriage a feeble voice, the Priest.
"Can I borrow an eraser?"
The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly. I am terribly sorry, apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
The pope replies, Oh don't worry, if you hadn't said anything, I'd just think it was the horse!
A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y
A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.
Recently my wife wanted to name our daughter, but she's bad at it so I need someone to suggest a name.
Like, Miss Carriage, what kind of name is that?
The pope goes to meet the Queen of England...
They are parading in the streets of London in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly on of the horses let's out a big f**....
Queen: So sorry...
Pope: Oh! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was the horse.
I think my wife wanted to tell me that our unborn daughter would once become a beauty queen.
BTW: Does any of you guys know where Carriage lies?
One train carriage leans over and says to the other.
"See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"
Okay let's try this again. Here's a GREAT joke about a carriage that I heard a while back.
Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
Somewhere in the world, there is a teacher whose last name is Carriage
And her students call her Miss Carriage
A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.
The man says: 'A carriage. 6 horses. 3 black, 2 brown and 1 white.'
The cowboy says: 'Wow! You can hear all of that?!'
'No,' says the man. 'They just ran me over.'
Queen Elizabeth and Indira Gandhi
My dad told me this joke when I was young, and I think it's HILARIOUS:
Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was once invited by Queen Elizabeth. Both of them were riding in the Queen's horse-driven carriage when one of the horses f**....
Petrified and embarrassed by the horse's toot, the Queen apologizes to Indira Gandhi, "I'm sorry," she said.
Indira Gandhi replied, "Oh that's okay. But I thought it was the horse!"
The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the American Ambassador when one of the horses let out an enormous f**....
The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says "My goodness, I do apologise"
"That's OK Ma'am, I thought it was the horse"
The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry! apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
Oh don't worry about it" the Pope replied "If you hadn't said anything, I'd have just thought it was one of the horses!"
Sister Ann Putting on Weight
"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister Ann, blushing a bit. On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute little f**...!"
Boris Johnson and the Queen are riding in the horse-drawn Royal carriage along the Royal Mile...
Suddenly, the horse lets out a long, godalmighty f**..., the kind that sounds like it could s**... paint.
The Queen, embarrassed, leans to Boris and says "I'm sorry about that".
And Boris replies "That's quite alright, ma'am, I thought it was the horse."
The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.
During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.
Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful f**....
"Oh dear, one can only apologise!" Said the Queen.
The French Ambassador was shocked. "I thought it was the horse!"
Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married.
Why not? giggles the woman.
Good, he replies. Get your own blanket.
