The Best 40 Carriage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carriage jokes. There are some carriage buggy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carriage horse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carriage Jokes and Puns

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Hot woman with baby carriages

Isn't it just so dissapointing to see a beautiful girl with a baby carriage, the only consolation is when you notice that the baby is half black. Because then at least you know she's single.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Carriage joke, What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

The queen on a carriage with the German president

The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic fart. The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

My teach her left because it was almost time to deliver her baby.

Our new teacher is miss carriage

On the train

I was sitting on the train this morning when a hot looking woman walked into the carriage in a tight, short skirt and a low cut top. As she sat down in the seat opposite me. I sat there thinking "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"

Then she did.

Carriage joke, On the train

A man is taking his son for a walk...

A man takes his son for a walk in his carriage. As he pushes him along, the baby is screaming and crying.

He says "Calm down, Carl."

The baby continues to cry and make a scene.

"It's going to be okay, Carl," the father murmurs.

After a while, a woman approaches and starts speaking to him.

"You must really care about your son Carl to take him on a walk to calm him down."

"No, I'm Carl."

Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side?

They don't question the smell.

I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar.

It's mother wasn't around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar.

What do you call an unmarried women who can't have children?

Miss. Carriage

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Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage

The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.

What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?

You can't eat a train carriage.

What do you call a female train?

A Miss Carriage.

Four across...

Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:

"A word, four across, ending with unt..."

The other man asks him:

"Well, what's the clue?"

He replies:

"It just says 'a woman,' that's all."


"Ah, yes it is!"

The man looks down, nodding in agreement. Across the carriage a feeble voice, the Priest.

"Can I borrow an eraser?"

The doctor asks "Would you like to see the Misscarriage"?

"Of course I want to see my daughter," snaps Mr. Carriage.

Carriage joke, The doctor asks "Would you like to see the Misscarriage"?

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

What group of words begins with "M" and ends with "arriage", and is kids favorite thing

Midget Horse Carriage

The world's worst child nurse?

Ms. Carriage

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?

Oh my gord!

What's the worst second name for a female teacher to have?


Who's the most beautiful girl in the world who never managed to have children?

Miss Carriage

The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.

Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly. I am terribly sorry, apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
The pope replies, Oh don't worry, if you hadn't said anything, I'd just think it was the horse!

That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen

"It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

No, your majesty. But my father was.

Recently my wife wanted to name our daughter, but she's bad at it so I need someone to suggest a name.

Like, Miss Carriage, what kind of name is that?

The pope goes to meet the Queen of England...

They are parading in the streets of London in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly on of the horses let's out a big fart.

Queen: So sorry...

Pope: Oh! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have thought it was the horse.

I think my wife wanted to tell me that our unborn daughter would once become a beauty queen.

BTW: Does any of you guys know where Carriage lies?

Amy always wanted to become a teacher but not until she got married. Why?

Her last name is carriage.

I dont trust horses,

Me and my wife once took a carriage ride and I fell asleep.

We woke up in a barn, and my wife was pregnant.

I had a teacher named Misses Carriage in high school

Good thing she didn't get married

One train carriage leans over and says to the other.

"See that steam train over there? Keep away from him, he's loco"

Okay let's try this again. Here's a GREAT joke about a carriage that I heard a while back.

Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage. The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.

Why did I change my last name?

SO my wife could have Ms. Carriage

Somewhere in the world, there is a teacher whose last name is Carriage

And her students call her Miss Carriage

A cowboy is riding on his horse in a desert. Suddenly he sees a man lying down with his ear to the ground.

The man says: 'A carriage. 6 horses. 3 black, 2 brown and 1 white.'

The cowboy says: 'Wow! You can hear all of that?!'

'No,' says the man. 'They just ran me over.'

Queen Elizabeth and Indira Gandhi

My dad told me this joke when I was young, and I think it's HILARIOUS:

Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was once invited by Queen Elizabeth. Both of them were riding in the Queen's horse-driven carriage when one of the horses farted.

Petrified and embarrassed by the horse's toot, the Queen apologizes to Indira Gandhi, "I'm sorry," she said.

Indira Gandhi replied, "Oh that's okay. But I thought it was the horse!"

The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the American Ambassador when one of the horses let out an enormous fart.

The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says "My goodness, I do apologise"

"That's OK Ma'am, I thought it was the horse"

There is a group of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage.

It's a little buggy.

The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London.

Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.

Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry! apologizes the embarrassed Queen.

Oh don't worry about it" the Pope replied "If you hadn't said anything, I'd have just thought it was one of the horses!"

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