The Best 12 Carrey Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Carrey jokes. There are some carrey depp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carrey jim carrey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Carrey Jokes and Puns
I went to a party last night...
..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.
Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997?
He was all righty then.
Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident?
I guess that makes him all-righty then.
Tonight I'm planning to watch the movie where Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play two math students
Numb and Number
I refuse to play poker with my friend because he has a tattoo of Jim Carrey from 1994 on his forearm.
He's always got an ace up his sleeve.
My girlfriend told me she enjoys celebrity impressions in bed, tonight I tried Jim Carrey
Apparentley "Like a glove" is crossing the line
What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common?
No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.
If I was Jim Carrey I wouldn't have "RIP" on my gravestone.
I'd have: "Take care now, bye bye then!"
My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident.
"Oh no, is Carrey OK?"
Two cannibals are eating Jim Carrey
"How'd we manage to kill him?"
"Is that suppose to be some kind of riddle?"
Imagine if Jim Carrey played a really serious Hitler in a WWII film.
It would be Hitlarious!
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Doctor: "I'm afraid it's cancer".
Patient: "Yeah, I'm gonna need to get a second opinion from Jim Carrey."
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