The Best 6 Carradine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carradine jokes. There are some carradine joke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carradine sick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carradine Jokes and Puns

Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?

It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:

David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

What's the difference between David Carradine, and Princess Diana?

David Carradine wore his belt

I think my house is being haunted by David Carradine...

because all my doorknobs are suddenly loose.

What does Christmas and David Carradine have in common?

Die Hard

David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident .

I guess you can say that ,

*Puts on Sunglasses*

He Died Hard!


Keanu Reeves Joke

Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.

Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.

Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carradine robin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carradine thurman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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