7+ Uproarious Carpool Lane Jokes to Share with Friends

Carpool Lane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carpool Lane jokes. Read carpool lane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpool lane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uproarious Carpool Lane Jokes to Share with Friends

I got pulled over in the carpool lane.

Cop: Where's your passenger?

Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today....

Cop: "Where is your passenger?"

Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today

The cop said I can't be driving in this lane without anyone else in my car, but the joke's on him. The trunk is full of people.

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome

A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane..

Cop: "Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."

Driver: "well I'm just beside myself."

How to dodge a ticket: if you get caught in the carpool lane by yourself, just tell the cop you're schizophrenic.

I rode to work today in the underground HOV lane...

They called it the carpool tunnel.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the carpool lane puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working carpool lane piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.