The Best 7 Carpool Lane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carpool Lane jokes. There are some carpool lane jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpool lane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carpool Lane Jokes and Puns

I got pulled over in the carpool lane.

Cop: Where's your passenger?

Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today....

Cop: "Where is your passenger?"

Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today

The cop said I can't be driving in this lane without anyone else in my car, but the joke's on him. The trunk is full of people.

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome

A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane..

Cop: "Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."

Driver: "well I'm just beside myself."


How to dodge a ticket: if you get caught in the carpool lane by yourself, just tell the cop you're schizophrenic.

I rode to work today in the underground HOV lane...

They called it the carpool tunnel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carpool lane jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carpool lane piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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