The Best 40 Carpool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carpool jokes. There are some carpool autonomous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpool cars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carpool Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome

I share a commute with three friends.

Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river.

Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

So my friend absolutely will not, cannot carpool.

He just flat out refuses to carpool. He has this irrational fear that if he carpools and the car crashes in a tunnel, he'll be trapped because there are too many people in the car.

It's called Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

Carpool joke, So my friend absolutely will not, cannot carpool.

What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass?

Carpool tunnel!

What do you call the fear of driving through a tunnel with your friends?

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.


My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers.

The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel.

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors

I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome

Carpool joke, I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors

How do you spot a Californian carpool?

With your Van Nuys

I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....

I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.

A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane..

Cop: "Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."

Driver: "well I'm just beside myself."

Why I won't carpool.

I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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A friend an I share a ride to work

But every time we went through a tunnel our hands would start to hurt.

Turns out it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

I rode to work today in the underground HOV lane...

They called it the carpool tunnel.

A joke I've picked up from working in Higher Education.

At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The directors all decide to carpool, and the president is driving his Porsche behind them. On the way to the conference the directors loose control of their vehicle and crash into oncoming traffic. It's a horrific accident. The university president manages to stop his car, gets out, witnesses the accident and exclaims...

"Oh the Humanities!"

My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car

Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome

Carpool joke, My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car

My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.

I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

What is a painful experience driving with others underground called?

Carpool tunnel

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.


How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty.

By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.

Complained to my doctor about getting sore wrists every time I give my friends a ride through the underpass...

He told me I had carpool tunnel syndrome.

If you hate your journey to work because you ride share and you always get stuck in a tunnel...

you have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

Three typists are in the same car going under a mountountain.

It's a case of carpool tunnel.

What do you call two people who carpool in a tiny Kia?

Soul mates

My friend gave me a ride to work but every time we drove under a bridge my joints started aching.

Guess I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today

The cop said I can't be driving in this lane without anyone else in my car, but the joke's on him. The trunk is full of people.

Did you hear about the arena where they do lecherous acts? It's so busy that the only way you can get there is in a high-occupancy vehicle and taking the overpass.

It's a carpool tunnel sin-drome.

I had to give up using the work carpool as I got panic attacks every time we drove through a tunnel.

I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

I hate driving through tunnels [OC]

They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.

I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome

What is a car's favorite sport?

Carpool

I was in a carpool to work when a Grindr notification went off on my phone...

The woman up front said I know that sound, my husband plays that game all the time.

What's a danger in driving underground with friends?

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

If you carpool with roommates...

they are vroommates

You know the good thing about gangs?

They carpool

I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever.

It's called CarDB!

I got pulled over in the carpool lane.

Cop: Where's your passenger?

Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.

As I was driving underground with strangers, my wrist began to hurt

It must be carpool tunnel syndrome

Can you beat my top 3 Polish jokes?

>What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

>Did you hear about the Polish carpool?

They meet at work in the morning

>Did you heal about the Polish terrorist that tried to blow up the bus?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

I got pulled over in the carpool lane today....

Cop: "Where is your passenger?"

Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."

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We suggest to use only working carpool driverless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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