Following is our collection of funny Carpool jokes. There are some carpool autonomous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpool cars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?
Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome
Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river.
Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
He just flat out refuses to carpool. He has this irrational fear that if he carpools and the car crashes in a tunnel, he'll be trapped because there are too many people in the car.
It's called Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
Carpool tunnel!
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel.
I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome
With your Van Nuys
I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Cop: "Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."
Driver: "well I'm just beside myself."
I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
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But every time we went through a tunnel our hands would start to hurt.
Turns out it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
They meet up a work
They called it the carpool tunnel.
At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The directors all decide to carpool, and the president is driving his Porsche behind them. On the way to the conference the directors loose control of their vehicle and crash into oncoming traffic. It's a horrific accident. The university president manages to stop his car, gets out, witnesses the accident and exclaims...
"Oh the Humanities!"
Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
Carpool tunnel
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Carpool tunnels
By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.
He told me I had carpool tunnel syndrome.
you have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
It's a case of carpool tunnel.
Soul mates
Guess I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
The cop said I can't be driving in this lane without anyone else in my car, but the joke's on him. The trunk is full of people.
It's a carpool tunnel sin-drome.
I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome
Carpool
The woman up front said I know that sound, my husband plays that game all the time.
Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
they are vroommates
They carpool
It's called CarDB!
Cop: Where's your passenger?
Me: Due to social distancing they're in the car behind me.
It must be carpool tunnel syndrome
>What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name
>Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
They meet at work in the morning
>Did you heal about the Polish terrorist that tried to blow up the bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
Cop: "Where is your passenger?"
Me: "Due to social distancing, he's in the car right behind me."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carpool swerve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working carpool driverless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.