Carpet Rug Jokes

Funniest Carpet Rug Short Jokes

Short carpet rug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carpet rug humour may include short carpet jokes also.

1. Aladdin Banned from Flying carpet Racing Sources say for use of Performance Enhancing Rugs
2. A man comes to a carpet store and says: - I need a rug.
   - Why so gloomy, pal? Are going to wrap a body in it, eh?
   - I need two rugs.
3. Just got fired from da carpet factory. I can't understand it. I kept telling dem how much I love working on da rugs.
4. What's the similarity between a moth in a high end carpet retailer and an Iranian lesbian? They're both Persian rug munchers
5. My friend gifted me a colourful carpet recently. I put it in the living room, but I tripped over it constantly. I asked her: Where did you get this?
   It was the psychedelic rug store.

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Carpet Rug One Liners

Which carpet rug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carpet rug? I can suggest the ones about rugs and carpet man.

1. My carpet is not smooth at all. It's rather rugged.
2. I wanted to produce my own carpets But I'm not rugged enough
3. What do you call a person who can't stop buying carpets? A *rug* addict!
4. What do you call a good-looking carpet? Rugged.
5. What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets? A Rug's Life.
6. What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug? Carpet b**....
7. A rug is just a... carpet c**...
8. How do you tell a carpet to be quiet? **sh*rug*

Carpet Rug Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about carpet rug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carpet cleaning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carpet rug pranks.