Carpet Burn Jokes
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Carpet Burn Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good carpet burn joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Carpet burn
Mommy, mommy, christmas tree is burning!
Sweetie, the christmas tree is shining, not burning.
Mommy, the carpet and curtains are now shining too!
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