The Best 33 Carpentry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carpentry jokes. There are some carpentry lumber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpentry tradesmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carpentry Jokes and Puns

Just finished building doors for my fish.

I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork...

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.

Carpentry joke, I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork...

I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry...

...I'm pretty proud of myshelf

I tried to find a pun about carpentry

But nothing wood work.


I was going to put a joke on here about carpentry.

But i didn't think it wood work........

so i decided to add some metal work instead,

but i realised it steel wooden work.....

My friend really sucks at carpentry

He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.

The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked

Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?

Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.

Carpentry joke, My friend really sucks at carpentry

I heard Mr. Krabbs is teaching a course on therapeutic carpentry projects.

It's a selfish shellfish's shelf help self-help.

TIL of a Nine Inch Nails and Tool collaboration project that never made it to the studio because of union issues

It was called Unlicensed Carpentry

I tried to come up with a pun for carpentry...

that woodwork. I think I nailed it this time, but unfortunately nobody saw it.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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I tried to think of a joke to post here on carpentry.

But I just couldn't come up with anything that woodwork.

A dog is looking for work...

He stumbles across an open construction site with a hiring sign.

The dog goes to the foreman and says he's willing to work and can start immediately. The foreman asks the dog if he has any experience with carpentry and construction.

The dog replies, "Some; I've got a lot of experience with *woofing*!"

Dad always says when one door closes another will open.

He never could figure out carpentry

I suspected my friend of using my carpentry tools without my permission...

And when he bragged he made a new front door decoration, I knew it was a sign.

AI will silently take over a lot of industries until it gets to carpentry...

then suddenly everyone will start coming out of the wood work

Carpentry joke, AI will silently take over a lot of industries until it gets to carpentry...

I used to date a girl obsessed with carpentry. Finally I said, You have to choose. It's me or the equipment!

She chose the ladder.

Why are women so bad at carpentry?

*Holds hand in the air with fingers about 4 inches apart.*

Because men keep telling them this is eight inches.

My dad asked me how was my first day at the carpentry course

I said that I "nailed" it.


Did you know Hitler tried to get into carpentry?

He even published a book, Mein Kampfy Chair

Apparently it never took off because he had a thing against screws.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

"So, Mr. Sean Connery, it is true that you're proud of your hobby of carpentry?"

"Yeah, I love talking about myshelf"

Which breakfast gurus would you ask for carpentry advice?

The saw sages.

Why did Hitler pursue carpentry in his youth?

Because he wanted to be a fascia-ist.

My carpentry exam went really well.

I totally nailed it.

A description of my experience with Carpentry.

It was boring.

2 Lumberjacks

2 lumberjacks chop down a tree, but don't know what to do with the wood. One of them suggests they make carpentry, and the other says, "that woodwork."

Jesus did motor cage attempt...

Sorry. I meant carpentry.

I just finished my carpentry exam. I got 80% for drilling, 90% for planing, but 100% for hammering!

Nailed it!

I was going to submit a joke about carpentry...

But I didn't think it wood work...

I got fired from a carpentry job.

They didn't like how I handled my wood on the jobsite.

I just don't understand the function of ornate carpentry...

I don't see how it "wood" work

Carpentry isn't what Jesus Christ is most known for because he was bored with nails.

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