Carpenter Wood Jokes

Funniest Carpenter Wood Short Jokes

Short carpenter wood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carpenter wood humour may include short carpenter jokes also.

1. Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword, will die by the sword" He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.
2. My carpenter friend brought me a single plank of wood by 5 o'clock today. I was livid! "Whats wrong?" he asked.
   "You told me you'd bring me 2 by 4!"
3. Jesus said 'he who lives by the sword does by the sword' And in all fairness he had a point. After all he was a carpenter who died by being hammered to a piece of wood.
4. What's a gay carpenter's favorite hobby? I don't know. It's a toss up between woodworking and working wood.
5. Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword" Makes sense
   He was a carpenter who died from being nailed to a piece of wood
6. How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
7. My favorite pick-up line A: Hey are you a charitable carpenter?
   B: No, why?
   A: Cause you've given me wood.
8. I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike in my glass-enclosed zen garden/home gym.
9. "He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword" said Jesus the carpenter who was nailed to some wood
10. Wood working can be really dangerous Look at the most famous carpenter ever. Dead, nailed to a cross...

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Carpenter Wood One Liners

Which carpenter wood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carpenter wood? I can suggest the ones about working carpenter and carp.

1. My girlfriend is like a good carpenter No wood gets wasted
2. A joke for carpenters with kids: Guess what I saw? Wood!
3. Did Jesus ever have morning wood? He was a carpenter right?
   (This is courtesy of my SO)
4. What do prostitutes and carpenters have in common? They're both wood workers.
5. A carpenter from Nazareth walks into the wood store... And he's looking for joiners...
6. A good wife is like a good carpenter they never waste any wood
7. Why aren't carpenters superstitious? Because they're always knocking on wood!
8. Why was Jesus's death ironic? Because he was a carpenter, nailed to a piece of wood.
9. What does a good carpenter and a 20 years old girl have in common? No wood gets wasted
10. My favourite girls are like carpenters. They never let wood go to waste.
11. A carpenter tries his hand at building a car It was a work of wood that wooden work.
12. Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood.
13. what did the carpenter say when his shelf broke? 'i thought it wood work!"
14. Who was the world's first carpenter Eve because she worked on Adams wood
15. Why was Mary a v**...? Because Joseph the Carpenter worked his own wood.

Carpenter Wood Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about carpenter wood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carving wood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carpenter wood pranks.