The Best 14 Carpal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carpal jokes. There are some carpal piano jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carpal carpal tunnel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carpal Jokes and Puns

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".

Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds.

I think it's carpal tunnel.

Guess what my Valentine gave me?

Carpal Tunnel...

Carpal joke, Guess what my Valentine gave me?

I thought I had an STD once...

turned out it was just carpal tunnel.

If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel

I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating.


My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day.

It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano.

Why was the fish a slow typer

He had Carp-al Tunnel

Carpal joke, Why was the fish a slow typer

Why couldn't the Italian talk?

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

The only good thing about developing carpal tunnel...

Now when I jack it, it really does feel like someone else's hand.

Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome.

...and that was just the box art.

A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often.

They called it the Carpal Tunnel

You can explore carpal humerus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean carpal keyboard dad jokes. There are also carpal puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Have you heard about the injury during women's volleyball?

It might just be carpal tunnel, I should be fine next week.

How did the fish get from one lake to the next?

They took the carpal tunnel.

I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

In my case, it is a sexually transmitted disease.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the carpal dad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working carpal stop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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