The Best 21 Carousel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Carousel jokes. There are some carousel greyhound jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these carousel fairground puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Carousel Jokes and Puns

You're being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do?

You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.

I was at the airport when I saw a guy fall unconscious on the baggage carousel.

He came around slowly.

You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?

Get your drunk as off the carousel.

Carousel joke, You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

You turn off the carousel.

My first dad joke as a new father

Fiance: "What's the difference between a carousel and a merry go round?"

Me: "I don't know but they have their ups and downs"

...it begins


Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country?

He deemed them revolutionary.

My girlfriend broke up with me at the fairground...

We'd been on the see saws and, you know, we'd really had our ups and downs.

Then we went on the biggest ride at the fair. That was a rollercoaster.

Then we got to the carousel.

"I don't think this is working" she said

And she was right. It didn't feel like we were going anywhere.

Then she said... I don't remember what she said, she was just going around and around in circles.

Carousel joke, My girlfriend broke up with me at the fairground...

Carousels are like lazy susans for pedophiles

Last week, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds

The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.

I'm at JFK and the man in front of me has collapsed on the luggage carousel.

He's coming round slowly….

My grandfather was riding a horse yesterday and its leg broke. So he decided to shoot it.

Everyone else on the carousel started freaking out though.

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I caught a cold on a carousel.

I think there was something going around.

How much for that horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel
I must have it

What do you get if you build a carousel inside a haunted house?

A scary go round.

What do you call a carousel made specifically for little-people?

a Midget Spinner

Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel?

I always feel like I'm talking in circles.

Carousel joke, Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel?

Today, I was trapped on my horse and was surrounded by lions, dragons, and many other animals.

I got off the carousel.

Today the carousel workers union has voted

to go on rotating strikes.

What do you call a tiny person on a carousel?

Midget Spinner


What's the fastest ride at the carnival?

You would think it would be the roller coaster.

But really the carousel has the most horse power.

What is a carousel for small people?

A midget spinner.

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