Carousel Jokes
23 carousel jokes and hilarious carousel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about carousel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Carousel Short Jokes
Short carousel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The carousel humour may include short spinner jokes also.
- You're being chased by a Lion, you're on a horse to the left of you is a Giraffe and on the right a unicorn what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the Carousel.
- At the airport today a man fainted and slumped over onto the luggage carousel. He slowly came around.
- I was at the airport when I saw a guy fall unconscious on the baggage carousel. He came around slowly.
- You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel.
- I was at the airport today and saw a man collapse on the luggage carousel. He slowly came around.
- My first dad joke as a new father Fiance: "What's the difference between a carousel and a merry go round?"
Me: "I don't know but they have their ups and downs"
...it begins - What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you? Exit the carousel and avoid further alcohol.
- I'm at JFK and the man in front of me has collapsed on the luggage carousel. He's coming round slowly….
- My grandfather was riding a horse yesterday and its leg broke. So he decided to shoot it. Everyone else on the carousel started freaking out though.
- Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel? I always feel like I'm talking in circles.
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Carousel One Liners
Which carousel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with carousel? I can suggest the ones about wagon and wheel.
- How do you stop the Polish army on horseback? You turn off the carousel.
- Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country? He deemed them revolutionary.
- I caught a cold on a carousel. I think there was something going around.
- How much for that horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel
I must have it - What do you get if you build a carousel inside a haunted house? A scary go round.
- What do you call a carousel made specifically for little-people? a Midget Spinner
- Today the carousel workers union has voted to go on rotating strikes.
- What do you call a tiny person on a carousel? Midget Spinner
- What is a carousel for small people? A midget spinner.
Charming Humor Carousel Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about carousel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gallery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make carousel pranks.
My girlfriend broke up with me at the fairground...
We'd been on the see saws and, you know, we'd really had our ups and downs.
Then we went on the biggest ride at the fair. That was a rollercoaster.
Then we got to the carousel.
"I don't think this is working" she said
And she was right. It didn't feel like we were going anywhere.
Then she said... I don't remember what she said, she was just going around and around in circles.
Last week, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds
The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.
